Tru Story. I got a roll of rope lights from here one time. That was probably a year or so ago. They’re in my garage 'cause they still smell like skunk.
If an animal gets caught in a trap and chews it’s stuck appendage off to get free then what is the (ram? -I think since it has antlers) going to do once he’s dizzy and tired from spinning in circles?
@Tin_Foil well I will try to fill you in, think of being a teenager again under 19 and down. Allow for shrinkage since it’s 100% cotton. Hope that helped.
@hotwheels53 You’re thinking of “juniors”. Juniors = teen, Womens = plus size, and Missy = ??
I’ve been shopping in women’s departments for decades and I’m still not sure. I think the term might be falling out of use somewhat. I knew a Missy once. I didn’t like her either.
Not that anything involving women’s sizing makes any sense at all…
Actually I prefer my robe to go below my
butt cheek’s not across the middle of them. I can see my 17 yr old grandsons face right now. yep that’s the one!
@commish353 if you hit the reply arrow on the comment you want to respond to, it’ll post your comment in line with the others. Otherwise you’re creating a new post and it’s kind of confusing.
@commish353 In addition to apparently the custom of public flogging for misspelling, forum based traditions and self promoted MODERATORS (all caps is just rude too), you must take 3 for the team and buy this moldy offering today as your penance.
Does anyone have one of these robes? Is it terrycloth or waffle weave? Is the fabric thick or thin? I really want a short terrycloth robe. But I already have a waffle weave one, and it’s too thin. Thanks.
Robe didn’t stink. I was promised the sweet aroma of mildew, lies lies lies. Now I have to find another way to annoy those around me. It fit me too, sheesh, can’t lose for winning. So much winning. Tired of winning.
Oh, and it arrived two days earlier than promised. Can’t you guys get anything wrong here?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Stinky Robe
Price Comparison
$59.99 List
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre (no returns for the potential stink though)
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
TOO SHORT. WANT TO KEEP ARSE WARM.
@tartanknickers I think the model in the picture is like 4’6".
@phendrick can confirm. I’m 5,2" and the robe barely covers my tush. Gave to 4’6" 11 year old daughter and it’s the right length for her.
Watch me ne ne
@Stallion
/image watch me neigh neigh
kinda like American Apparel, but from a sweaty Mediterranean island?
Bath
@connorbush tub. Bathtub
Tru Story. I got a roll of rope lights from here one time. That was probably a year or so ago. They’re in my garage 'cause they still smell like skunk.
/giphy jingly-original-chive
They were $10.00 during the Meh-rathon. $13.00 today. Your write up lies, meh.
@therealjrn yep, what’s up with that? Mehstalker never lies.
http://mehstalker.com/search.php?search=Robes
What??? I AM NOW OUTRAGED!!!
I demand that Meh charge me an extra $3 for the robe I bought during the Meh-athon.
@therealjrn Are these the same robes? I didn’t think that the waffle robes were terry cloth.
@Tadlem43 they might be different, so either way, the write up is a little off.
Edit: the preview pic in mehstalker is the same, so why change the name of the item?
@RiotDemon Because it turned out they don’t stink?
@RiotDemon because the feedback was that they aren’t as stinky as expected.
@Thumperchick 33% less stinky?
@therealjrn probably more like 7% - just enough to change the name. Not enough for us to not sell them.
@Thumperchick Oh well, you sold them at “full stinky” so I would imagine that 7% less stinky is good! lol
I totally bought one of these ONLY because the write up mad me laugh. Thanks meh. /image snotty-nebulous-sheep
/giphy snotty-nebulous-sheep
I have been drinking and I forgot how slash commands work. Maybe someone can fix it. Or maybe some else can laugh at me. Either/or is fine.
Oh. It looks like it kind of worked. So I guess nevermind.
If an animal gets caught in a trap and chews it’s stuck appendage off to get free then what is the (ram? -I think since it has antlers) going to do once he’s dizzy and tired from spinning in circles?
@WTFsunshine What are the ram-ifications?
What’s he going to do, @WTFsunshine? Why, drink more beer obviously. I mean, that’s the whole point of the game, right?
@haydesigner So you’re saying it’s like playing horseshoes? Someone got a ringer? @awk only you can come up with something like that
@WTFsunshine maybe when he gets dizzy and falls over, he’ll fall in the correct way to untangle himself.
Or whoever filmed it helps him out by calling someone or untangling him after he gets tired.
Edit:
@RiotDemon Thank you for that! Restores my hope of humanity in some people.
@RiotDemon So glad you came along to help that poor ram.
@jbrookebarrow no worries. Excuse my weird stance, trying not to get rammed.
@RiotDemon It’s okay. The stance made me horny.
… so you’re saying a container fell off the ship and sank to the bottom.
But you folks dove in and salvaged these?
I’m not sure what Missy Sizes range includes, but I’m fairly confident I’m not in the Missy Sizes key demographic.
@Tin_Foil well I will try to fill you in, think of being a teenager again under 19 and down. Allow for shrinkage since it’s 100% cotton. Hope that helped.
@hotwheels53 Mine fits just fine and I wear an AA men’s XL. The washing instructions say to air fluff no heat which is a pain but it didn’t shrink.
@hotwheels53 You’re thinking of “juniors”. Juniors = teen, Womens = plus size, and Missy = ??
I’ve been shopping in women’s departments for decades and I’m still not sure. I think the term might be falling out of use somewhat. I knew a Missy once. I didn’t like her either.
Not that anything involving women’s sizing makes any sense at all…
Everything that ships from China has that stinky smell and it never comes out. Thanks but no thanks
@marleenandlouie So you’re not so fond of your smart phone either?
Actually I prefer my robe to go below my
yep that’s the one!
butt cheek’s not across the middle of them. I can see my 17 yr old grandsons face right now.
@hotwheels53 I wear mine with pajama bottoms. No one needs to see that.
@sammydog01 that’s a great idea but right now with this heat I would rather not wear anything at all
Sorry, Terry, but I’m on Team Bubba.
Those are horns… not antlers
@commish353 if you hit the reply arrow on the comment you want to respond to, it’ll post your comment in line with the others. Otherwise you’re creating a new post and it’s kind of confusing.
@RiotDemon Agreed and glad I scrolled down. @commish353 thank you for the correction. Message received. I’m sorry I got it wrong.
@commish353 In addition to apparently the custom of public flogging for misspelling, forum based traditions and self promoted MODERATORS (all caps is just rude too), you must take 3 for the team and buy this moldy offering today as your penance.
Oh, and say ten “hail meh’s”
I’m still waiting for my non-stink refund guys. You have a reputation to uphold.
That’s a Marine, not a soldier.
“Let me understand this, solider”? “Solider”? You have a squishy understanding. You desire a more solid understanding. Got it.
Does anyone have one of these robes? Is it terrycloth or waffle weave? Is the fabric thick or thin? I really want a short terrycloth robe. But I already have a waffle weave one, and it’s too thin. Thanks.
@Fuzzalini in the picture when you zoom in, it does show the waffle texture… But it looks terry cloth as well.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Fuzzalini It’s nice and thick. It’s both terrycloth and waffle. I own one. You aren’t supposed to heat it on dry though- only fluff.
@Fuzzalini
@sammydog01 Thanks! I went ahead and bought a robe anyway because of the pictures, it looks fluffy. And I’m glad I did, they only had pink left.
I prefer the funk of used nitrile gloves from the Vet’s dumpster…
Damn it… I bought the wrong color for the girlfriend and didn’t realize it until hours later. I am doomed.
@Jertyrael give it to your mom or sister instead and tell your girlfriend that it was indeed stinky and ruined.
@Jertyrael Just out of curiosity what is a wrong color for a bath robe?
@sammydog01 She likes pink. I clicked blue.
@Jertyrael Don’t tell her pink was a choice- or if she knows tell her @woodhouse screwed up the order.
@sammydog01 I like the way you think, Sterling
I bought the Agean robe. So help me it better stink like wet cardboard!
Robe didn’t stink. I was promised the sweet aroma of mildew, lies lies lies. Now I have to find another way to annoy those around me. It fit me too, sheesh, can’t lose for winning. So much winning. Tired of winning.
Oh, and it arrived two days earlier than promised. Can’t you guys get anything wrong here?
@MJMJ666
Sounds like they actually got it all wrong