A BRAND NEW CAR!
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It began with a knock on the door this afternoon. What could this be I wondered?
A package! For me!
A mysterious blue (or possibly gold) folder! Treasure inside!
The stains add an authentic touch. I'm thinking BBQ sauce. I hope. 
I must say that I am overwhelmed by the thoughtfulness displayed by the folks at Meh. But if you keep this up you might have to change "Mediocre" to "Above Average"
Cheer up suckas!
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Link to library: http://s1152.photobucket.com/user/craig_jacobs5/library/meh%20car
They are small. I can create a library of larger images if anyone is interested.
If anyone feels that copyright has been violated, please send me a DMCA takedown notice, and I'll see what I can do.
@Headly I would love to see them larger and see who drew what
@hippiechik http://s1152.photobucket.com/user/craig_jacobs5/library/Meh%20Car%20Large
Well, what did you expect? You did ask for a brand new car. https://meh.com/forum/topics/free-car-please
Lucky you. That is awesome.
That's freakin' fantastic. Truly.
This turned out better than I could have imagined. Great idea, @MEHcus!
Glad you enjoyed it @Headly! :)
@JonT The high point of my day for sure.
I just want to ride my motorcy.....cle. Seriously, one that I can ride that isn't a toy
I love meh!
Cool, I definitely saw that coming, the Hot Wheels at least, the drawing are a bonus!
Wrong on the BBQ sauce but correct that it is from a food product. In this case chocolate stains. Nothing but the best for you.
@denboy "Chocolate" stains.
@hart Some stay dry and others feel the pain
@Moose just want to make sure you know that i think this is a top-level joke and i hope others agree. congrats on your success.
@Moose
@MEHcus @Moose @ChadP
@Moose Indeed. That is an absolutely fantastic reference. Well played Sir.
@ChadP @Moose I'm realizing now the best response to this would have been a single post of just "..." followed by another post of "**I turned my head away to laugh"
@headly Glad you enjoyed, my fellow mehmployees thoroughly enjoyed arts and crafts day at the office!
How very cool is this? Big grins from SoCal.
So good. So good. So good.
those should all be framed and sold on ebay. you could make hundreds and hundreds of pennies!
seriously though, very cool. my favorite is the Sixteen Candles reference. (not sure who drew that one)
@carl669 It's a cornerstone of my retirement plan. One day when Mediocre is a multi-billion dollar company, and all the current folks are C-Level executives, I will sell these at auction and become fabulously rich. Or something. To keep them safe against that day, I shall store them in waterproof neoprene.
@Headly May as well go ahead and get started. You've got a couple drawings in there from some of those folks already with @Snapster and @Derek.
@MEHcus I shall sell no drawing before its time. Even drawings I keep in a box in the fridge.
Aw! you guys are a bunch of softies!!! :) I totally love this. And wow..some of you are really good at drawing!
So, who wins?
@katylava No contest. The winner is @Headly.
@lisaviolet
@katylava
I LOVE handmade letters. SO JEALOUS.
This is one of the best things I've seen in weeks. You all continue to amaze the crap out of me.
Very cool! I was surprised to see that there was a higher percentage of left facing cars than there were right facing cars (19 vs 14) with only 4 center facing.
@tightwad that calls for a theory. we drive on the right (*side of the road) so we are more used to seeing the left side of cars?
@tightwad Whenever I draw a car or frame a photo of a car I like to get the driver's side. I don't really know why except that car pointing left seems right and car pointing right seems wrong. And 3 rights make a left.
A quick google search shows that most car images do in fact point left. https://www.google.com/search?q=car&biw=1176&bih=936&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=4mf3VLS8K8fwoATmvYDADg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
@snapster @Headly If you notice, the Hot Wheels car is pointing right. I took this as the "standard" for comparison. We are also more likely to notice details about the right side of a car since that is the side we observe from the sidewalk etc.
@Headly what about those of us that drive from the right? Does that mess everything up?
@speediedelivery Only if you drive on the wrong side of the road too.
Hey some of us told you to be careful what you wished for LOL. The drawings are way better than the matchbox car I presumed you'd end up with...
@Kidsandliz LoL. A full-on box of #WINNING
Embarrassed to realize you spent more time on this post than I did my car :-0
@snapster And ran my iPhone out of space in the process. Not a bad quick drawing. Looks like a 95-98 Carrera to me. Thanks!
@Headly ha yes good eye! I have a 2002 actually; the one with the crappy headlights that look like fried eggs. The mid-90's were better!
@snapster If I had $120K to drop, this is what I'd get: http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/cayman/cayman-gt4/ I'd take that over a Carrera. Unfortunately I don't and even if I did the run is already sold out. A buddy of my was lucky enough to snag one. European delivery no less.
(note car pointing to the left)
Yeah, my meh-like just went up by like 7 points or something. I hope people don't start asking for stuff all the time. I'd HATE to get all those drawings of Kate Upton.
@ACraigL It's probably obvious to most (yourself included) that my original post was a parody post of people demanding shit in the forums and the Meh people politely responding. I'd probably have more clients personally if I would respond that way instead of my preferred response, which is more like: what, are you fucking stupid or something?
Mediocre my ass! This place (and you guys) are super.
Anybody else read the subject in Bob Barker's voice before you even realized you were reading the subject in Bob Barker's voice? Suck it, Drew Carey. George is cool though.
@alexthegirl
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