ACraigL is a top-tier artist, and you should definitely vote for his shirts.
On the other hand, I am, at best, a middle-tier shirt designer and definitely a meh-artist, but I do have four entries this week, and at least one of them is guaranteed to offend most of you.
For those of you who love Theocracy, I have this entry: Escaping Theocracy.
For those of you who think Hell should be free, I have this entry: Hell Plus.
And for those of you who think there are already too many many mashups of amusement parks and 19th century romantic poetry, I have one final entry: Ozymandias-Land:
@jasneko I appreciate your designs actually being positive - a lot of the others are depressingly dark! Kind of a bummer that people feel like they have to snarky about it.
AND I think yours are just really nice.
@Kyeh Aw well that makes me feel glad for what I eventually submitted - I mulled over some darker design ideas too (and even started a few), but then I finally decided to sway in a more cheerful direction (mostly!). And glad you like them
@jasneko
I think with the gray the design stands out more as opposed to if you had it on the Kelly green it would blend to much bc that shad of green is already very bright and so is your design. I think grey was the right choice to let the design show.
@ACraigL@narfcake Thanks so much!
And much thanks to everyone who voted! I was so surprised when I noticed this moved from the middle of the pack to the fog, and am amazed that it won 2nd! And really happy that one with a meaningful message resonated
@ACraigL Just showed my mother the Hail Bacon shirt. She suggested instead of the pentagram you should do it as a Star of David. She’s definitely where I got my twisted sense of humor.
@cinoclav Ha, that’s funny because a friend of mine suggested that also. I think it works more universally the way it is, but I get the irony of doing it your way.
@sammydog01@Se7enty9
Cool! For some reason I thought Dig Dug would be too obscure. I had great love for it but didn’t know if that nostalgia would carry for others.
@jasneko I love all the cats, including the cat ghost. I collect tiny houses, so this is right up my alley! Here’s some of them (I have several hundred more, I’m guessing.)
@Kyeh Aw thank you, it was fun adding all the cats. Your tiny houses are great! I love how different they all are, makes the collection so interesting to look at with all the variety. Wow several hundred more!
I enjoy painting/drawing little houses/buildings… I have a few up on my instagram if you want to take a look: https://www.instagram.com/jasnekoart/
@jasneko I love those!
So charming - I especially love the Rooftops. I remember the Mondrian-esque one from a previous derby, I like that a lot too.
I try to find variety in my little houses; I don’t like the ones that are all similar like the Department 56 Christmas villages and such. I’ve been collecting them for about 40 years, so lots of time to accumulate them (and I’ve gotten them as gifts too.)
@Kyeh They’re doing a different type of printing which is good because they can print on demand. But the print isn’t as saturated and tends to peel. @narfcake do you have an opinion?
(Plus I was promised nice screen printed shirts all month at Mediocritee.)
@Kyeh@sammydog01@narfcake
It’s a good sale for sure!
If the print quality isn’t great, you should write customer service and tell them exactly why. Also they typically will send a replacement shirt if you explain why what you got is not up to expectation.
@jasneko@Kyeh@sammydog01 There’s a long running thread about print issues – which to be honest, started well before on the old Woot forums. The difference back then it was more a general QC issue rather than print durability issues – such as wrong shirt size, wrong shirt brand, crooked prints, splotchy prints, wrong colors, wrong image sizes, wrong sided print, or even hair in the print.
But yeah, CS will often replace or refund poorly printed shirts, though usually only in the first 90 days.
(I’m going to have to put that time limit to the test, though – look at my shirt.woot purchase history, dammit!)
40% off apparel with code SPOOKYSHIRTS until the end of the day and Ghostie Town did print! Available now on a tee, v-neck, long-sleeve, hoodie, zip and more https://shirt.woot.com/offers/ghostie-town
@jasneko@narfcake@sammydog
Do you know anything about the long-sleeved tees? That’s what I want, but it seems like the sizes are really meant for men; I would get the M but it looks like the sleeves would be about 6" too long!?
@jasneko@Kyeh@sammydog01
The long sleeve tees are indeed men’s/unisex sizing. No women’s option, no “fitted” (Bella+Canvas blanks) option – these will all be Port and Company blanks with a straight body and no side seams. Versus the sizing chart numbers, the length tends to be spot on though actual width tends to be a little looser. The long sleeves do not have wrist cuffs; they’re just regular hemmed.
I have a handful of them over the years. They’re alright and my second option when the B+C tee isn’t available.
The old American Apparel blanks are still my favorite, however.
@jasneko@sammydog01@narfcake Thanks. I don’t mind the straight body, and it’s good to know that they run a bit loose; maybe I can get a small in that case. How rude of them not to have women’s long sleeve sizes, though!
@jasneko@narfcake@sammydog01 Okay, I got a long-sleeved Ghostie Town, but I chickened out and went for a Medium; if it’s too huge I guess I can sleep in it!
@Kyeh@narfcake@sammydog01 Good thinking - after all the size changes over the years I typically size up for woot shirts to be safe (and advise others to), and also because they are very comfortable for sleeping!
Destination designs is the theme this week. I’ve got two in, so please vote if you can. Thanks!
Welcome To Sarcasm
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124824/welcome-to-sarcasm
Couchbound & Down
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124825/couchbound-down
@ACraigL re: Sark Chasm: WANT!
ACraigL is a top-tier artist, and you should definitely vote for his shirts.
On the other hand, I am, at best, a middle-tier shirt designer and definitely a meh-artist, but I do have four entries this week, and at least one of them is guaranteed to offend most of you.
For those of you who love the Swiss, I have this entry: Confoederatio Helvetica.
For those of you who love Theocracy, I have this entry: Escaping Theocracy.
For those of you who think Hell should be free, I have this entry: Hell Plus.
And for those of you who think there are already too many many mashups of amusement parks and 19th century romantic poetry, I have one final entry: Ozymandias-Land:
Thanks!
Voted for all.
Congrats on another derby win, @ACraigL!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-like-crafts
@narfcake Thanks! Wasn’t expecting to end up on the podium. Fun surprise this AM
Pet Appreciation this week. Thanks for voting if you can!
Hops II
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124900/hops-ii
I Got You Babe
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124903/i-got-you-babe
@ACraigL I like the hops one! Cute, clever and a lovely look
@jasneko Thanks!
I’ve got a few in this derby(pets!!), thanks for your support! :
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124934/mood-booster-cats
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124940/dog-jobs
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124945/pets-protect-rescue-care-adopt-love
Congrats on first place, @Acraigl!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/welcome-to-sarcasm
@narfcake Thanks! Woot people like sarcasm? I had nooooo idea.
@ACraigL @narfcake One copy on the way for me.
@ACraigL @narfcake totally buying this for the Englishman’s birthday!!! Great job!
Voted for all
Hi all, this one is in the fog so please do give it a vote if you like it! Voting ends Monday 9pm EST. Much thanks
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124945/pets-protect-rescue-care-adopt-love
Tagging for people who sometimes vote! @jasneko @Stolicat @caramelarrow
@Kidsandliz @sammydog01 @therealjrn @werehatrack @heartny
@jasneko Voted! 🗳 Good luck!
@Kyeh Thanks so much!
@jasneko Cute!
@jasneko Did so before the first post even went up here.
@jasneko
voted!
@jasneko Voted back on Tuesday
Good luck!
@jasneko Voted
@jasneko Thanks everyone!
Just one this week for the “positivity” derby. We still like coffee, right?
COFFEE DAY
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124977/coffee-day
@ACraigL It’s essential to MY positive outlook for sure.
@ACraigL Congrats!
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/coffee-day-apparel-and-accessories
Here are mine - thanks for checking them out! :
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124984/bee-kind
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/124994/love-hound
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125028/this-too-shall-pass-dependent-on-human-behavior
@jasneko I appreciate your designs actually being positive - a lot of the others are depressingly dark! Kind of a bummer that people feel like they have to snarky about it.
AND I think yours are just really nice.
@Kyeh Aw well that makes me feel glad for what I eventually submitted - I mulled over some darker design ideas too (and even started a few), but then I finally decided to sway in a more cheerful direction (mostly!). And glad you like them
Voted for all. I really like your be kind @jasneko
@Star2236 Thanks so much! Just curious- do you like it on the heather gray? I originally made it on kelly green and then switched at the last moment.
@jasneko
I think with the gray the design stands out more as opposed to if you had it on the Kelly green it would blend to much bc that shad of green is already very bright and so is your design. I think grey was the right choice to let the design show.
@jasneko @Star2236
Well put; I agree.
@jasneko @Kyeh
And Kelly green is one of my favorite colors to wear so that’s saying a lot.
@Star2236 Thanks for that, that was my thinking as well - a bit more contrast. Kelly green is also one of my favorite colors to wear
Yay, @jasneko!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/protect-rescue-care-adopt-love
Other options available for today only:
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/protect-rescue-care-adopt-love-apparel-and-accessories
ETA: This is also going on.
https://forums.woot.com/t/prime-exclusive-buy-more-save-more-july-13-july-16-2022/1070876
Congrats @jasneko!
@ACraigL @narfcake Thanks so much!
And much thanks to everyone who voted! I was so surprised when I noticed this moved from the middle of the pack to the fog, and am amazed that it won 2nd! And really happy that one with a meaningful message resonated
Time for College Tees! One new design from me this week. Please vote!
Property of Starfleet Academy
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125050/property-of-starfleet-academy
Two designs for the Sports derby this week. Really happy with that first one. Hope you guys dig it.
Fightin’ Fireflies
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125134/fightin-fireflies
Empire United F.C.
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125139/empire-united-f-c
@ACraigL I hope the EUFC shirt makes it into the top slot, but Procrast-champs looks more likely. Either way, I’d score it as a win.
My entries - thanks for checking them out!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125179/soccer-cat
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125183/team-earth
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125141/procrastination-champion
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125160/sporty-seal
@jasneko gotcha!
@jasneko Alas, my right to proudly don the Procrastination shirt may have been jeopardized by the speed with which I voted for it.
@werehatrack Thanks for voting and too funny - I had a big chuckle reading your comment
Anyone want to brush up on their Latin for the STEM derby?
Scientific Rebuttal
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125225/scientific-rebuttal
@ACraigL Both voted and looked up the translation.
@sammydog01 In which order? Because it probably matters
@ACraigL I need this one sold here so I can use my free coupon!
@cinoclav If it prints (it probably won’t), I’ll send you one.
@ACraigL Awfully kind, thank you! But no worries, if it prints I’ll just buy it!
@ACraigL Voted first, was glad I did after translating. I never took Latin.
@ACraigL Just showed my mother the Hail Bacon shirt. She suggested instead of the pentagram you should do it as a Star of David. She’s definitely where I got my twisted sense of humor.
@cinoclav Ha, that’s funny because a friend of mine suggested that also. I think it works more universally the way it is, but I get the irony of doing it your way.
I submitted 2 designs tonight (late!), so probably not much chance, but please vote if you can!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125294/universe-perspective
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125295/inertia-cat
@jasneko Love these! Voted!
@jasneko you got my vote.
Three new designs for the 80’s derby this week. They’re rad!
Old School Social Media
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125301/old-school-social-media
I love it when a VAN comes together
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125306/i-love-it-when-a-van-comes-together
Say 80s Things
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125311/say-80s-things
I’ve entered 2 right now. Thanks for checking them out and vote if you like them!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125357/midnight-boombox
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125349/mixtape-trails
@jasneko Love the boombox and the colors on that one. Nice work. (voted)
@ACraigL Thank you! I love drawing boomboxes, have drawn so many (both for the derby and just doodles) though I think only one ever printed
Two new designs for the music derby!
Burgundy School of Music
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125382/burgundy-school-of-music
Music To My Beers
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125385/music-to-my-beers
@ACraigL Nice! And not black!
Music! My kind of derby. I’ve got 4 - thanks for any votes
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125409/feel-the-beet
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125402/birds-of-the-rainbow-music-scale
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125421/listening-to-music
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125424/cold-quartet
Also stay tuned to mediocritee later this week!
@jasneko All wonderful! And also not black. Love the purple one!
@jasneko Ooh, a purple and a rainbow. Tough choices
@jasneko Love the headphones one… minimalistic and thoughtful. Great combo.
@Kyeh Thanks! I love purple shirts myself though I’m guessing they are not an often winning color
@heartny Ha well they have to print first so vote both
@aCraigL Much thanks! Random fact: It’s actually a super old design - I think it’s possibly from the first month I started entering derbies.
Voted for all. Love the beet one.
Radical! Second place in the 80s derby! Thanks to everyone that voted!!
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/old-school-social-media-shirts-and-accessories
One new design for the gearhead garage derby this week. Any Futurama fans out there?
Farnsworth Moving and Hauling
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125451/farnsworth-moving-and-hauling
@ACraigL Don’t understand. Voted anyway.
@sammydog01 Haha. Thanks!
It’s a Futurama reference
@sammydog01 Oh, and I’ll have a new one tonight you probably won’t understand either
Hi all - here’s my design this week and it’s currently in the fog so please give it a vote! Much thanks
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/125484/rocket-cats
@jasneko Just tagging people that sometimes vote in case you’d like to - voting ends in 4 hours - thank you! @Stolicat @caramelarrow @Kidsandliz @sammydog01 @therealjrn @werehatrack @heartny
@jasneko So cute! Hope it prints.
@jasneko Voted! So cute ❤
@jasneko voted
@jasneko @sammydog01 I’m happy to see it did get printed!
@Kyeh @sammydog01 Oh yes, it printed! Sorry I meant to post it! It’s also on a blanket and metal poster. I’m thinking of getting the blanket myself
Also in case you didn’t see it, I also have a collection of cats printing at mediocritee right now! Maybe I should make a new post about it
@jasneko @sammydog01 I saw those Mediocretee ones too! That’s an awful lot of super-cute cat shirts!
Voted
Here’s my designs for the Vintage Arcade derby this week. Bonus points to anyone that knows the name of the video game in that second one
Classic Gamer '77
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126505/classic-gamer-77
I Dig Retro Gaming
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126507/i-dig-retro-gaming
@ACraigL Dig Dug?
@Se7enty9 You got it!
@ACraigL @Se7enty9 I KNEW THIS ONE!
@sammydog01 @Se7enty9
Cool! For some reason I thought Dig Dug would be too obscure. I had great love for it but didn’t know if that nostalgia would carry for others.
Fall derby! Should be a gourd one.
A Sticky Situation
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126578/a-sticky-situation
Get Jacked!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126582/get-jacked
@ACraigL Voted. And thanks for reminding me to go look at all the designs, it’s always fun.
Another theme I like! I’ve got a 4 fall ones in here - thanks for any votes!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126585/fall-glory
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126600/owl-autumn
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126605/fallin
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126618/pumpkin-time
@jasneko Voted. That tree is stunning.
@jasneko @sammydog01 Agree! Great work there.
@sammydog01 @ACraigL Much thanks It’s the one I’d want to wear the most!
Scored 3rd place in the “Vintage Arcade” derby! Thanks to everyone that voted. Yay!!
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/i-dig-retro-gaming-apparel-and-accessories
@ACraigL
Congrats
@Star2236 Thanks!
Marshmallow one is hilarious with the eyes and I love all the fall ones. Have been voting also even I may not say I do.
@Star2236 Thanks! I tried a new style with that one and was pretty happy with how it turned out.
Sorry I didn’t post this earlier, but in case you didn’t catch itt, this kitty collection will be available for less than one more week at mediocritee!
Two new entries for the “product parody” derby. Thanks for checking them out!
No Moon Rum
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126655/no-moon-rum
Not Energized
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126659/not-energized
Halloween Derby!! Woo!!! Thanks for voting… this is a big one!
Awkward Costume Party
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126732/awkward-costume-party
AvocaBOO!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126736/avocaboo
@ACraigL voted
@ACraigL Voted. Cute pumpkin.
I’ve got 3 so far! Thanks for any votes
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126740/ghostie-town
Ghostie Town
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126752/beware-bat
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126781/ghost-paint
@jasneko
I love Ghostie Town!
@Kyeh Thank you! It was really fun to make (though it took a while!)
@jasneko I love all the cats, including the cat ghost. I collect tiny houses, so this is right up my alley! Here’s some of them (I have several hundred more, I’m guessing.)
@jasneko Voted!
@jasneko @Kyeh You make any of those or just buy them made? I have some 144 scale ones I have made from kits and some I made “from scratch”.
@jasneko voted
@jasneko @Kyeh Ghostie town is my favorite too.
@jasneko @Kidsandliz I bought them, although the tiny simple clay one in the middle of the top shelf was made by a potter friend.
@Kyeh Aw thank you, it was fun adding all the cats. Your tiny houses are great! I love how different they all are, makes the collection so interesting to look at with all the variety. Wow several hundred more!
I enjoy painting/drawing little houses/buildings… I have a few up on my instagram if you want to take a look:
https://www.instagram.com/jasnekoart/
@Kyeh @sammydog01 Mine too for sure, and was fun to illustrate! It doesn’t seem to be getting many votes in the derby, but oh well.
@jasneko @sammydog01
I sure hope it’s an editor’s pick!
@jasneko I love those!
So charming - I especially love the Rooftops. I remember the Mondrian-esque one from a previous derby, I like that a lot too.
I try to find variety in my little houses; I don’t like the ones that are all similar like the Department 56 Christmas villages and such. I’ve been collecting them for about 40 years, so lots of time to accumulate them (and I’ve gotten them as gifts too.)
@jasneko @sammydog01
So if a shirt doesn’t get chosen in a derby, do you still get to add the design to your catalog for future sales?
@Kyeh Thank you!
I think the variety is awesome - makes your collection so much more interesting and unique for sure!
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
@Kyeh @sammydog01 Nope - the artists don’t choose the designs that get added to their catalogs - they are either chosen by the votes or the editors.
@jasneko @sammydog01 Then if a design isn’t picked, are you free to try to get it made elsewhere - like Mediocretee?
@jasneko @Kyeh Ghostie Houses is up for sale and there’s a 40% off coupon. I’m not sure if I’m buying it- the print quality hasn’t been great.
@jasneko @sammydog01 Oh - thanks for telling me; what’s been wrong with the print, though?
@Kyeh They’re doing a different type of printing which is good because they can print on demand. But the print isn’t as saturated and tends to peel. @narfcake do you have an opinion?
(Plus I was promised nice screen printed shirts all month at Mediocritee.)
@Kyeh @narfcake Nine dollars. I went for it.
@Kyeh @sammydog01 @narfcake
It’s a good sale for sure!
If the print quality isn’t great, you should write customer service and tell them exactly why. Also they typically will send a replacement shirt if you explain why what you got is not up to expectation.
@jasneko @narfcake @sammydog01 Oh, good - thanks!
@jasneko @Kyeh @sammydog01 There’s a long running thread about print issues – which to be honest, started well before on the old Woot forums. The difference back then it was more a general QC issue rather than print durability issues – such as wrong shirt size, wrong shirt brand, crooked prints, splotchy prints, wrong colors, wrong image sizes, wrong sided print, or even hair in the print.
But yeah, CS will often replace or refund poorly printed shirts, though usually only in the first 90 days.
(I’m going to have to put that time limit to the test, though – look at my shirt.woot purchase history, dammit!)
Oh yeah! No Moon Rum took third place in the derby. Thanks so much for voting
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/no-moon-rum-apparel-and-accessories
The Fantasy derby is up and running. LOTS of GOT references (no surprise) so I went the other way. Maybe too much? Please vote!
Science: The Gathering of Evidence
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126849/science-the-gathering-of-evidence
Fantastica Fightin’ Falkors
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126853/fantastica-fightin-falkors
@ACraigL I love the science one!
@Kyeh Awe-some! Thanks!
@ACraigL @Kyeh Same here! Nice one.
Here’s what I’ve entered so far, and late!:
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/126904/dance-of-the-dragon
Question - do you like it on black? Or would you prefer it on cranberry?
@jasneko I’m usually all for color, but I have to say it looks cooler on black. Love it!
@jasneko
Stands out more on the black but it doesn’t look bad on the maroon.
Landed 3rd place with my “Awkward Costume Party”! Thanks to everyone that voted!!
https://shirt.woot.com/plus/awkward-costume-party-apparel-and-accessories
@ACraigL Congrats!
40% off apparel with code SPOOKYSHIRTS until the end of the day and Ghostie Town did print! Available now on a tee, v-neck, long-sleeve, hoodie, zip and more
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/ghostie-town
PS. It’s also on a totebag, fleece blanket, rug and pillow - gotta run now but if you’re on facebook, I linked all those in the comments:
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=520845193379103&set=a.458179366312353
@jasneko @narfcake @sammydog
Do you know anything about the long-sleeved tees? That’s what I want, but it seems like the sizes are really meant for men; I would get the M but it looks like the sleeves would be about 6" too long!?
@jasneko @Kyeh @sammydog01
The long sleeve tees are indeed men’s/unisex sizing. No women’s option, no “fitted” (Bella+Canvas blanks) option – these will all be Port and Company blanks with a straight body and no side seams. Versus the sizing chart numbers, the length tends to be spot on though actual width tends to be a little looser. The long sleeves do not have wrist cuffs; they’re just regular hemmed.
I have a handful of them over the years. They’re alright and my second option when the B+C tee isn’t available.
The old American Apparel blanks are still my favorite, however.
@jasneko @sammydog01 @narfcake Thanks. I don’t mind the straight body, and it’s good to know that they run a bit loose; maybe I can get a small in that case. How rude of them not to have women’s long sleeve sizes, though!
@jasneko @narfcake @sammydog01 Okay, I got a long-sleeved Ghostie Town, but I chickened out and went for a Medium; if it’s too huge I guess I can sleep in it!
@Kyeh @narfcake @sammydog01 Good thinking - after all the size changes over the years I typically size up for woot shirts to be safe (and advise others to), and also because they are very comfortable for sleeping!
@jasneko @narfcake @sammydog01
Good to know. I sure hope I can wear it as regular clothing though - I want to show it off.