2-Pack of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Prayer Candles

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:35am ET

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mediocrebot said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:35am ET:
Saint The Rock featured on Illuminidol’s Texas-made 8” prayer candle. The most divine way to bless any The Rock disciple!

Specs
- Texas Made
- 8” in height
- Unscented
What’s in the box?
- 2x Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Prayer Candles
Price Comparison

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Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Apr 19 - Thursday, Apr 22
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warpedrotors said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:36am ET:

Do these allow you to smell what the Rock is cooking?

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- @warpedrotors We’re gonna find out!
  
  asteeley said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:38am ET
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ShotgunX said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:36am ET:

Okay, I mean, this guy isn’t even dead. Isn’t this taking things a bit too far?

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- @ShotgunX no?
  
  RogerWilco said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:42am ET
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robthedude05 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:37am ET:

I ask Saint “The Rock” of Boulder to pray to God on my behalf.

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