12 hours of Chuck: mediocre movie marathon on 4/7
6Do you love mediocrity in cinema? Do unrealistic martial arts and gratuitous violence thrill you to the core? Maybe you’ve just finished up your tax returns and need to put the old parietal lobe in neutral for a bit? Or perhaps you’re seeking yet another excuse for pushing off those returns for another day? Then HDNET Movie Network has the event for you!
Saturday, April 7th, beginning at 3:45PM EDT, HDNET kicks off a 12 hour Chuck Norris film festival featuring some of the most well known Ground Chuck movies ever to disgrace the silver screen:
- Hero and the Terror
- Silent Rage
- Invasion U.S.A.
- Missing in Action
- Missing in Action 2: The Beginning
- The Delta Force
- Delta Force 2: The Colombian
HDNET, the Mark Cuban/Ryan Seacrest owned cable TV network, doesn’t offer a traditional Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go style streaming option. But if you’re a Sling subscriber, you can add HDNET as part of their Hollywood Extra package for $5. If you’re not a Sling subscriber, you can sign up for a 7 day free trial, and you may be able to add the Hollywood package as part of the trial?
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YASSSSS!!!

@bramby2 I guess nobody else appreciates Chuck.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@bramby2 @ruouttaurmind
I do. For all the right reasons.
Unlikely to be near a TV tho.
@ruouttaurmind I love Chuck. I went to see some movie of his with a dog in the second run theater a billion years ago. But I don’t get HDNET. I’ll have to settle for monster week on Comet.
@sammydog01 Maybe Top Dog? Must have been mid ‘90s or so?
@ruouttaurmind Yes! That was it! I went with my karate class- fun movie. Cute dog.
My father-in-law’s favorite TV show was Walker, Texas Ranger. Saw a lot of Chuck at his house.
Sorry Charlie…
No “Good Guys Wear Black,” no deal.
@curtw4 Ohmigosh, I cannot believe I forgot all about this iconic scene.