Relax, Rex

We present to you your dog’s assessment of various threats throughout his day:

Random person on street while out for a walk

“What we have here, I’d say, is my new best friend. I will lunge at them (lovingly). What could go wrong?”

The kindly neighbors, seen daily, through the window from inside the house

“Ah, if it isn’t the neighborhood murderer, prowling for their next victim. Look how they smile and wave, so sure of their ability to get away with it. BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU HEAR ME! AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE! EVERYONE!”

The cat

“Well, if it isn’t another new best friend! Sure, our relationship hasn’t gotten off to the greatest start. After all, the first time I sprinted up to him and dug my nose into his fur to learn a little bit more about him (it’s called taking an interest!) I received a firm swat to the face. And that happened the second time as well. And the third time. And the fourth through seventy-fifth times. But I’m sure, at our next meeting, things will go differently. After all, how does the old saying go? ‘Trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of… friendship!’”

Thunder

“The world is ending!”

A skunk in the backyard

Hey there, new bestie! I couldn’t help but notice we share similar interests. Namely, smelling like shit!"

Fireworks

The world is ending! And my owner is out there… celebrating?!"

These treats won’t help with the cat, or the skunk, or the stranger on the street your dog takes a liking to. But they can maybe calm them down a bit in the other instances.

Basically, they’re treats with a blend of melatonin, chamomile, Ashwagandha, and something called “Suntheanine,” which is “a clinically studied and super premium form of L-Theanine that helps promote a sense of relaxation and calmness for your pup.” In other words, they’ll chill out your stressed, nervous, and/or hyperactive dog… without, you know, knocking them out.

Or, at least, that’s what they claim. So if you bought these last time we sold them, be sure to drop into the comments and let us all know how effective they’ve been.