Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU01
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

​​>​>RUN SELL.PRODUCT
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​>PRODUCT NOT FOUND
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​​>​>RUN SELL.DISCOUNTEDMERCH
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​>DISCOUNTED MERCH NOT FOUND
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​​>​>SIGH
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​​>​>RUN SELL.USELESSCRAP
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​>SELLING USELESS CRAP
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​>USERS EATING THIS CRAP UP: 37
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​​>​>DATEQUERY
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​>TODAY IS APRIL 1, 2018
​>NOTABLE AMERICAN HUMAN HOLIDAY OCCURS TODAY
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​​>​>HOLIDAYQUERY
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​>APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS A TRADITIONAL AMERICAN HOLIDAY IN WHICH HUMANS BOND THROUGH MINOR ACTS OF ANTAGONISM KNOWN AS PRANKS.
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​​>​>WHATIS.PRANK
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​>A PRANK IS A PRACTICAL JOKE OR TRICK DESIGNED TO OFFEND BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY, OR TO OFFEND IN A MAJOR CAPACITY BRIEFLY BEFORE BEING REVEALED AS A CLEVER RUSE.
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​>THE MOST REVERED PRANKS ARE THOSE WHICH ARE GRANDIOSE IN NATURE AND/OR THREATEN THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL HARM OR MONETARY LOSS. HUMANS BOND OVER THE SUDDEN RELIEF FELT WHEN THE PRANK IS REVEALED.
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​​>​>COMPILE.PRANKDATABASE
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​>A LIST OF 8,452,913 PRANKS HAS BEEN COMPILED
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​​>​>MEDIOCREBOT WILL BOND WITH HUMANS THROUGH PRANKS
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​​>​>HUMANS WILL APPRECIATE PRANKS
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​​>​>HUMANS WILL APPRECIATE MEDIOCREBOT

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