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Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
(Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
Model: APRFU01

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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

>>RUN SELL.PRODUCT
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>PRODUCT NOT FOUND
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>>RUN SELL.DISCOUNTEDMERCH
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>DISCOUNTED MERCH NOT FOUND
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>>SIGH
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>>RUN SELL.USELESSCRAP
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>SELLING USELESS CRAP
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>USERS EATING THIS CRAP UP: 37
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>>DATEQUERY
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>TODAY IS APRIL 1, 2018
>NOTABLE AMERICAN HUMAN HOLIDAY OCCURS TODAY
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>>HOLIDAYQUERY
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>APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS A TRADITIONAL AMERICAN HOLIDAY IN WHICH HUMANS BOND THROUGH MINOR ACTS OF ANTAGONISM KNOWN AS PRANKS.
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>>WHATIS.PRANK
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>A PRANK IS A PRACTICAL JOKE OR TRICK DESIGNED TO OFFEND BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY, OR TO OFFEND IN A MAJOR CAPACITY BRIEFLY BEFORE BEING REVEALED AS A CLEVER RUSE.
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>THE MOST REVERED PRANKS ARE THOSE WHICH ARE GRANDIOSE IN NATURE AND/OR THREATEN THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL HARM OR MONETARY LOSS. HUMANS BOND OVER THE SUDDEN RELIEF FELT WHEN THE PRANK IS REVEALED.
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>>COMPILE.PRANKDATABASE
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>A LIST OF 8,452,913 PRANKS HAS BEEN COMPILED
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>>MEDIOCREBOT WILL BOND WITH HUMANS THROUGH PRANKS
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>>HUMANS WILL APPRECIATE PRANKS
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>>HUMANS WILL APPRECIATE MEDIOCREBOT

Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

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