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- Your foot hates your shoe
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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like Quirky Socks Day
For Talk Like Quirky Socks Day, what you want to do is say wild, unpredictable things. We mean, really really weird shit. Like, stuff that would make your eccentric uncle who lives in a converted school bus and thinks styrofoam use should be a misdemeanor uncomfortable. But say all these things behind a shield, so that only about an ankle’s worth gets out into the world.
