The Unelma Adjustable Bamboo Pillow
- A pillow? Made of wood?
- Now I’ve heard everything!
- (But it’s actually comfy)
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like the Girl’s Crummy Boyfriend at the Beginning of the Rom-Com Day
Say, “Babe, c’mon. I know it’s your first art opening, but I just got offered a free trip to Reno for a business conference.” Or, “Ugh. I just don’t know why we have to do all these ‘date nights’ on days when the Yanks are playing.” Or, “Sorry, can we talk about the medical stuff going on with your mom later, hun? I just got a text from Jerry that it’s wing night at O’Hallahan’s.”