Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU02
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
>>RUN PRANK.RANK
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>PRANKS CATEGORIZED BY POPULARITY & WEB MENTIONS
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>>SEARCH ‘OFFICE PRANK’
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>PRANKS CATEGORIZED BY POPULARITY MATCHING ‘SETTING:OFFICE’
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>>TOP 3
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>DISPLAYING PRANKS MATCHING ‘SETTING:OFFICE’ RANKED 1-3 IN POPULARITY/MENTION:
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>1 TINFOIL DESK
>2 AIRHORN CHAIR
>3 FAKE MEMO
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>>INITIATE PRANK ‘TINFOIL DESK’
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>PRANK TARGET NEEDED
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>>TARGET ‘COWORKER EVAN’
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>WARNING: THIS PRANK WILL ENCASE COWORKER EVAN’S WORKSPACE IN ALUMINUM FOIL! RUN? Y/N
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>>Y
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>SET PRANK INTENSITY 1-10
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>> 20
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>INITIATING PRANK ‘TINFOIL DESK’ TARGET ‘COWORKER EVAN’ INTENSITY 20
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>COMPILING RESULTS…
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>SUCCESS!
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>WORKSPACE ALUMINUM FOIL COVERAGE: 100%
>COWORKER EVAN ALUMINUM FOIL COVERAGE: 100%
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>>AMUSEMENT STATUS OF COWORKER EVAN
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>COWORKER EVAN IS NOT AMUSED
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>>REVEAL PRANK
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>ERROR! UNABLE TO REVEAL PRANK: TARGET DECEASED
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>>CAUSE OF DEATH
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>CAUSE OF DEATH: ASPHYXIATION/ALUMINUM INGESTION