Squishy Foam Meh Face
- It doesn’t matter how hard you hug it
- It’ll never be impressed
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like the Pioneer Woman Day
Stand in your beautiful ranch house kitchen and say, “Howdy y’all. Today the Marlboro Man is out birthing ponies with the kids, so I thought I might surprise them with a little treat. These are almond sausage slider pouches that I wrap in banana leaves to keep warm. They’re just what you need to keep you going while confronting the wet, messy beauty of bringing little horses into this world!”
