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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like the Pioneer Woman Day
Stand in your beautiful ranch house kitchen and say, “Howdy y’all. Today the Marlboro Man is out birthing ponies with the kids, so I thought I might surprise them with a little treat. These are almond sausage slider pouches that I wrap in banana leaves to keep warm. They’re just what you need to keep you going while confronting the wet, messy beauty of bringing little horses into this world!”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

