Sharper Image Shiatsu Foot & Calf Compression Massager

  • Massage your poor feet
  • Also: your poor calves
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The angel on your shoulder says:

“If 2024 is gonna be about moving more, make sure to get yourself a nice foot/calf massager. Also, if 2024 isn’t about moving more for you, you can still get a nice foot/calf massager. Massages are nice, is what I’m getting at.”

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