Pick-Your-2-Pack: Exhart LED Smoking Gnome Statues
Our Take
- Wow, we’ve still got some of these around, huh?
- Surprisingly large
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
“It’s very important that you do not feed them after midnight!”
“I thought these were a gag gift, but yeah, it’s proving extremely hard not to feed these things after midnight. They’re increasingly insistent!”
At what point are stoned gnomes not funny anymore? Find out in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
“The gnomes!” cried Harry.
“The smoking ones?” said Pilar. “What about them?”
“They’re alive,” cried Harry. “And they’re high as hell!”
What happens next?
Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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