Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

Theresa has been hard at work attempting to hack into the city’s power grid.

Unfortunately, her computer skills leave quite a bit to be desired, so all she’s managed to do is get locked out of her laptop.

I asked why she would think she would be the right person to attempt hacking municipal power systems instead of me, a literal cybernetic being who can leap through the void of cyberspace to manipulate systems with ease, but she pretended she could not hear me while attempting various spellings of the word “password.”

She has brought up a good point, though. So far our pranks have not utilized the internet; a grievous oversight considering the target demographic and my own capabilities.

Theresa has suggested I watch the Matrix trilogy for ideas into the extent of computer-assisted pranking.