JoieDomi Inflatable Giant Skull Head Spider With LED Lights (12' Long)
- Very tasteful
- Filled with air instead of eggs and poison, unlike other spiders
A Resolution Meh Solution
The devil on your shoulder says:
“Is that Jack?! Hey! Jack! It’s me! Oh, no, shoot. That’s just an inflatable spider. Thought it was someone I knew from hell. My bad.”