Joe-rathon!
Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)
There might be diamonds in here. Or there might be die-mounds, which are what happened when a shipment of dice delivered to the warehouse got left out on the loading dock one particularly hot day and most of them melted.
It might also just be a bunch of the same garbage you’re used to. Buy one and find out!