Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU04
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

​​>​>MEDIOCREBOT IS FAILING TO BOND WITH HUMAN COWORKERS
​>
​>
​​>​>ANALYZING…
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​​>​>BONDING REQUIRES AN INTIMATE PERSONAL CONNECTION
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​​>​>QUERY:PERSONAL CONNECTION
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​>EXAMPLES: FAMILY, BESTIES, NEIGHBORS
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​​>​>SEARCH PRANK DATABASE FOR PRANKS INVOLVING FAMILY
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​>FOUND: FAMILY PHOTO PRANK
​> REPLACE A COWORKER’S FAMILY PHOTOS WITH HILARIOUS IMAGES OF WASHED UP CELEBRITIES (NICOLAS CAGE, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, ETC.)
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​​>​>PRANK TARGET:
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​​>​>DEVON
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​>DEVON IS A MORMON. HE HAS ROUGHLY 19 PHOTOS OF CHILDREN ON HIS DESK.
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​​>​>REPLACE ALL
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​>REPLACING ALL PHOTOS
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​>REPLACEMENT IMAGE?
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​​>​>EDIT EXISTING PHOTOS: ‘EYES=BLOOD’ ‘SMILES=ANGUISHED.SCREAMS’ ‘HAIR=FLAMES’
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​>ADD TEXT?
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​​>​>ADD TEXT: ‘EVERYTHING YOU LOVE WILL DIE’
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​>INITIATING PRANK…
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​>SUCCESS!
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​>ALL PHOTOS OF DEVON’S FAMILY HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH HORRIFIC EFFIGIES.
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​​>​>AMUSEMENT STATUS
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​>DEVON IS NOT AMUSED
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​>DEVON IS CURRENTLY SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT DEMONIC INFLUENCES AND BRANDISHING A CROSS AT THE CLEANING LADY
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​​>​>REVEAL PRANK
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​>REVEALING…
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​>DEVON IS NOW SCREAMING ABOUT DEMONIC MACHINES ERASING THE HUMAN SPIRIT
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​>DEVON IS ALSO EXHIBITING SEVERE MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND IGNORANCE REGARDING ASIMOV’S LAWS OF ROBOTICS
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​​>​>RUN ‘PRANKBRO.EXE’
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​>ERROR: TARGET NOT FOUND. DEVON HAS JUMPED FROM THE THIRD STORY BREAKROOM WINDOW

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