Christian Dior Designer Sunglasses
- The sun wants to hurt your eyes
- Don’t let it!
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like a Southern Belle Day
Say, “I do declare, Martin? Why do you dane to visit me at this ungodly hour, in this heat? Is it something to do with the Harrisons? If so, grab the pitcher of sweet tea from the counter there, won’t you, darling, and step out with me onto the veranda, so we can have just a modicum of privacy as we chirp like sparrows round a sunflower.”
