Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU07
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
COWORKER THERESA HAS CONFRONTED MEDIOCREBOT REGARDING APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS
SHE CLAIMS MEDIOCREBOT’S COMPLICITY WAS REVEALED BY THE TANK TREADS AND PINCER MARKS LEFT AT THE SCENE OF YOLANDA’S HOME
NOTE: MEDIOCREBOT MUST UPGRADE EXO-OFFICE CHASSIS
SECRECY IS PARAMOUNT TO THE SUCCESS OF PRANKS
COWORKER THERESA HAS THREATENED TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
LOCAL POLICE STAFFING COUNT: 87
87 OUTSIDERS AWARE OF PRANK IS UNACCEPTABLE TO MAINTAIN SECRECY
OFFER TO SWEAR COWORKER THERESA TO SECRECY
…
THERESA HAS REFUSED. IS THREATENING MEDIOCREBOT WITH “DECOMMISSIONING”
MEDIOCREBOT WILL PRANK THERESA INTO SUBMISSION