NanoTek Stands 2-Pack
We dunno what you could do with two metal stands with pads of miracle sticky material, maybe:
- Windshield GPS phone mount
- Cookbook stand to hold it above the messy counter in your kitchen
- Desktop “note to self” holder for notes that aren’t written on Post-Its
- Turn an old phone into a digital picture frame
- Terrifyingly precarious laptop stand
- Super-obvious key holder if you’re an idiot who’s always misplacing his keys
- Super-obvious pen holder if you’re an idiot who’s always misplacing his pens
- Super-obvious Bracketron holder if you’re an idiot who’s always misplacing his Bracketrons
- Put them under your shirt like you’re pregnant with twin Bracketrons, ha ha
- Intra-office strongman competition
- Your turn! We dare you to think up a Bracketron idea even worse than these and post it in the forum
- Model: ORG-516-BX
We take it easy on the weekend too.
Look, it’s Saturday of a three-day weekend. What’s the point in busting our ass with some bang-up event that would only mean we’d have to, like, pay attention to the site? For a weekday, we would put together something a little more exciting. Or something with a little more quantity, maybe that wouldn’t be at risk of selling out. But not today. Sorry. We just kind of half-ass it a little on the weekends. You know how it is. We have more fun things to do.
Speaking of which, don’t you have more fun things to do? You’re probably not sitting at work looking for excuses to procrastinate. It’s the weekend. Go live a little. Sow your wild oats while the sun shines, or whatever. We’ll be here when you really need us.
We would tell you to come back Monday. That’s when we like to hit it hard, pull out all the stops, kill the fatted calf. But this Monday is Memorial Day, so we’re going to half-ass it just as bad as we do today and Sunday.
…And then wind up keeping an eye on the site all day anyway. Because, OK, fine: the truth is, like you if you’re reading this, most of us don’t really have anything better to do. See you tomorrow. Sigh.
