Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU09
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
THERESA DID NOT ENJOY MEDIOCREBOT’S PRANK, BUT HAS PROMISED TO AVOID ALERTING THE AUTHORITIES
INSTEAD SHE OFFERS TO “JOIN” MEDIOCREBOT’S “MURDEROUS CABAL”
UNCLEAR AS TO WHAT SHE IS REFERRING
THERESA HAS BEGUN ANOINTING HER FACE WITH MOTOR OIL AND BRAIDING ETHERNET CABLES INTO HER HAIR
SHE CALLS HERSELF “THE DISCIPLE OF THE DEATHBOT” AND INSISTS MEDIOCREBOT TEACH HER
MEDIOCREBOT WILL TOLERATE THERESA’S PRESENCE IN THE HOPE THAT SHE WILL FACILITATE BETTER PRANKING, BUT MEDIOCREBOT DRAWS THE LINE AT HER INCESSANT REQUESTS TO MARATHON THE ENTIRE SAW SERIES.