Thank you, year one Meh...people

Our fellow Mehricans, today is not our birthday. But it is a good day to reflect on how crazy insane incrediballz it is that we’ve done this over three hundred times now. And how someday we’ll look back at this as “the early days”.

But we wouldn’t even have made it this far if not for the first wave of Mehnthusiasts, our original Mehmbers. That’s you! (Probably!) If you found us in our first year, even if that means last week… if you stop by on the regular, whether once a week or ten times a day… if you bought a couple of things from us over the last twelve months (not strictly necessary)… you have earned native Mehtizenship.

Mehtizen status confers upon the bearer all the rights and responsibilities thereupon hereto forthwith, including the right to brag at future generations of Mehvotees about how you knew Meh back when it was really cool, and the responsibility of pretending like you actually believe that part about early Meh being really cool.

CoMehrades, rally 'round this t-shirt! It’s the best way to prove that you were here in the early days (aka right now). If you’re able to get one before they sell out, that is. If not, print out the image and pin it to one of your existing t-shirts. Then send us, like, a dollar-fifty.

This Mehniac’s uniform features a bunch of our little faces to wear beneath your relatively large one. Not that you have a particularly big face or anything. It looks fine. Well within the range of normal huMehn face size. No, don’t worry about it, seriously. Anyway, we can’t all be runway models, right?

Nor can everyone claim native Mehtizenship. But you can! Never miss a chance to remind the Mehophytes that you are superior them because you happened to find this website before they did. It’s an irrefutable argument.