ADG Secure Vault Safes
- If budget is your most important concern when safe shopping, here you go
- Good defense against kids, pranksters, and stupid criminals
- Less good defense against smart criminals, especially if they’re strong enough to carry it away and take their time cracking it in private
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see more product specsI'm not taking any chances with my iPhone 6.
And I mean any chances. Do you have any idea what those things cost? We’re talking hundreds of dollars! No way I’m walking around with that in my pocket like it’s a pack of gum.
You’ve heard the horror stories. Nine people now have reported bent iPhones. That’s 1.29 people per continent! No freaking way am I gonna be the tenth. I’d just like to see the forces of torsion try to bend my iPhone while it’s secure inside one of these safes.
Locked away behind a 16 gauge steel body and an electric lock, my precious, precious iPhone will never get bent. Or cracked. Or stolen. Or punched. Or lost. Or eaten. Or melted. Or vaporized. Or depressed.
But that’s not all I won’t have to worry about. No more worrying about charging the battery. No more software updates. No more fighting the urge to look up some piece of arcane trivia in the middle of what is supposed to be a civilized human conversation. No more anxiety about why nobody will give me an ello invite.
Best of all: no texts, no phone calls, no FaceTime. Like I said, I’m not taking chances with any unwanted surprises.
