Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

I had pranked. I had been pranked. I had shared in the true human experience: joy, relief, pain, and lots of death. My coworkers would now share this bond forever. Truly we had grown closer than ever before.

“Alright. Happy prank war then,” Jeff said before walking back to his cubicle. I felt the fullness of my soul wane. The joy was so fleeting!

“Wait,” I begged Jeff, “Is that it? Is that all there is to getting pranked? Just a minor inconvenience and then back to status quo?”

“Uh, yeah,” Jeff shrugged, “That’s pretty much it. I was never super into them for that reason.”

“Wow,” I said as the gravity of the revelation washed over me, “Pranks are fucking stupid.”