60-Piece Magnetic Toy Set
- Not for children under 3
- Also, may confuse members of ICP
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like a Lifeguard From a Movie or Television Show Day
Say, “Wait! Who’s that out there? Swimming way out into the waves? Don’t they know that there’s a dangerous riptide? And a swarm of sharks spotted in the area? And an underwater volcano set to blow? And a band of marauding jet-ski-riding diamond thieves that have been known to cut through this area of beach while out-maneuvering the coast guard en route to their secret lair? Get your floatation device, Estafan! We’re going out there!”
