6-Piece: Truman's Gentlemen's Groomers Face & Hair Care Set
- Shampoo and friends
- The friends include: lip balm, shave cream, after-shave balm, facial scrub, and hair styling paste
- Use what you want; gift the rest
- Is it available in Georgia Red: No, but there is a bulldog, so…
From Hair To Eternity
You get some moisturizing shampoo. You get some shave cream. You get some lip balm. You get some after-shave balm. You get some facial scrub. And you get some hair styling control paste.
In other words, as the name of the sale would lead you to believe, you get a set of products for face and hair care. And, an added bonus: much of it has a cute bulldog on the packaging.
Really, though, think about it this way: you get a bottle of shampoo and some other stuff. Maybe it’s stuff you already use all the time. Maybe it’s stuff you’ll try using and get hooked. Maybe it’s stuff you’ll use once. Maybe it’s stuff you’ll gift to a friend who you know would love it.
But no matter what, you’ll definitely use the shampoo. Because having clean hair is essential, whether you’re going to work on a Monday morning, or you and some friends are meeting up for a special showing of a classic hairror movie at the cool theater in town. After all, it is October! Time to get a little spooky, right?
What do you mean, is that a typo? It absolutely is not. You haven’t heard of ‘hairror’? As in: a hair-related subgenre of horror, that includes such films as:
- Mullet the Right One In
- Texas Chignon Massacre
- Night of the Living Dread
- A Girl Walks Comb Alone at Night
- The Devil Fade Me Do It
- Halloweave
- The Product Purge
- The Ring(let)
- American Werewolf Cut in London
- Highlights Out
- Psychomb-over
- Humectant Centipede
Wow! Those puns are scary bad! But these facial/hair products? They’re not bad at all. They’re good. And also: cheap. So buy them.
