Today's SideDeal4-Pack: Exploding Kittens Card Game Bundles
The Stocking Stuffer: a Ghastly Christmas Meh-rathon
One year, Hugo’s mother claimed wrist pain of such intensity that she could only chop one vegetable each day. As such, she explained, Thanksgiving would have to be delayed indefinitely until she could reach the end of her work. His father, she said, could not help due to an oversensitive tear duct. Just being near a chopped onion would cause, in her words, “a pain like fruitless childbirth” under his lower lids.
Hugo, of course, volunteered to help his mother, but she refused to let him near the knives, despite his protestations that he, an adult, often helped out within the kitchen at the inn. (Which, I should add, is truthful; he is of great assistance to our culinary staff, though he did, once after peeling squash, go to the emergency room, fearing the taut quality his skin took on after touching the squash’s flesh to be a condition that required medical attention.)
Stick with us all day to see what stuff we have in stock to stuff your stockings. (Ability of all products to fit in a stocking not guaranteed.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
