Stay Dry

Something like this can seem straightforward enough.

Waterproof bags.

Cool, right?

And yet, it’s often with the most simple of products that we’re bound to overlook something. Thus, in an attempt at utmost thoroughness, we’ve put together a little FAQ to help you better understand what we’re offering today.

Here goes!

How many bags are being offered today?

Three. Each set includes a 5L, 10L, and 20L bag.

And if one of these bags were to fall into a body of water, what would happen to what’s inside them?

Nothing. Thanks to its waterproof poly coating and airtight weave, everything inside would remain dry.

What if what I put inside was more water?

Um… well… then it would be wet inside too, obviously.

But the two waters wouldn’t mix, right? The water from inside wouldn’t leech out into the water outside, and the water outside wouldn’t get inside?

I guess not? Honestly, it’s hard to imagine what scenario would be require someone to fill a bag with water and then throw it into a body of water and ensure zero transference.

What if I told you I’ve developed a new variety of drinking water, one that is exceptionally healthy for humans but will kill any fish that drinks even a micron of it? And what if I needed to transport said water across a river?

I’d say, take a boat and hold onto the water sample tight.

What if I don’t have a boat?

There’s got to be a bridge, right?

What if the bridge adds a whole twenty-five minutes to the trip?

That seems worth it in this case. But hold on, how did you develop a “new water”?

What? How did you know that’s what we decided to call it (spelled NuWater)? Did someone leak NuWater to the press?

Maybe. But you know what won’t leak? Water into these bags!

Thus concludes our FAQ.

(Look, sometimes there’s a holiday weekend approaching and you just need to write some words. They can’t all be masterpieces, people.)