3-Pack: Luminara 8" Flameless Nutcracker Candles
Our Take
- The flames are not real
- Also not real: the ability to crack nuts
- We got your IRK right here
The Stocking Stuffer: a Ghastly Christmas Meh-rathon
(When I told him this, Hugo expressed great relief. “You show a great deal about yourself by approaching this predicament with kindness,” he told me, and made a point to contrast this with the previous proprietor’s approach to his annual absence. When I pressed him on how my predecessor handled things such as this, Hugo went white as a sheet and said something about how “he had a way of using the weather to show his displeasure.” So perhaps he put Hugo on snow-shoveling duty when he returned? I cannot say; he speaks so peculiarly sometimes.)
Stick with us all day to see what stuff we have in stock to stuff your stockings. (Ability of all products to fit in a stocking not guaranteed.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[Roll Call] Who's Going to Do *Actual* Holiday Shopping Here Today?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/qfob75tiw6rufxrglqxy.webp)
![['THON] Share Your Favorite Holiday Movie](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/wthseso3lgaf6mfro1sr.webp)
![[Bragging Thread] Who Has a Meaningful Chunk of Holiday Shopping Done?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/kyth8szzxdq4ahrxmhgq.webp)
![[Confession Thread] Who Is Woefully Behind on Shopping?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/skklwlrnqjx6hhl2idcd.webp)
