2-Pack: Wise Owl Outfitters 48"x84" Oversized Quick-Dry Beach & Yoga Towel

  • For beach and yoga, allegedly
  • But really it’s just awesome to have a giant towel
  • Dry off with reckless abandon!
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Really big towel

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: A really big wet person

But Also Fine For: A regular-sized wet person

So far today...

  • 193303 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 261 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 106 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1169 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?