2-Pack: Neo Style 6000 mAh Portable Power Banks

  • A pair of potent portable powerbanks
  • Each holds 6000 mAhs, enough to recharge your phone twice or so
  • Battery indicator tells you when you need to recharge your recharger
  • 2.1 amp output recharges faster than the average amperage
  • Model: NS-BP600VS (Wow, only 2 search results for this model number, though it may be 3 by the time you read this depending on Google’s indexing speed)
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Helter Skeletor

You know when your phone runs out of batteries and you’re all like …

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If you get these neo-Style 6000 mAh powerbanks you’ll be like …

And you’ll have so many extra mAhs that your friends will ask for some, but you’ll be like …

And your friend will be like, “Hey that’s not cool,” and you’ll be like …

And your friend will stop hanging out with you and you’ll be like …

And you’ll tell yourself they weren’t good friends anyway and you’re better off without them and feel like …

And then the loneliness will set in and you’ll be like …

And your coworkers will ask you if you’re doing OK and you’ll be like …

And they’ll suggest you go to therapy and you’ll be like …

And then shit will start getting real and at night you’ll lie awake in bed staring at the ceiling and be like …

And you’ll start hating yourself and wishing you were someone else and start acting like …

And then, at your lowest moment, you’ll call your old friend and be like …

And they’ll be like …

And they’ll ask if they can use your powerbank to recharge their phone and you’ll be like …

But then you’ll realize that in your depressive episode you forgot to recharge your powerbanks and now they’re dead and you’ll be like …

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  • (including shipping)

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