2-Pack: DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment

  • Stupid branding
  • Stupid clean butthole
  • Pick up an IRK over at SideDeal. Or don’t. Your call.
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A Resolution Meh Solution

The angel on your shoulder says:

“I support this because it’s great and hygienic. A great thing to get if your resolution is to be healthier and happier in 2024!”

The devil on your shoulder says:

“And I support this because of its obnoxious branding and the fact that it sprays water up people’s butts. Be more annoying in 2024!”

So far today...

  • 255653 of you visited.
  • 27% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 273 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 41 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $942 total.
  • (including shipping)

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