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2-Pack: DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
- Stupid branding
- Stupid clean butthole
- Pick up an IRK over at SideDeal. Or don’t. Your call.
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A Resolution Meh Solution
The angel on your shoulder says:
“I support this because it’s great and hygienic. A great thing to get if your resolution is to be healthier and happier in 2024!”
The devil on your shoulder says:
“And I support this because of its obnoxious branding and the fact that it sprays water up people’s butts. Be more annoying in 2024!”