2-Pack: Cuisinart Advantage 12-Piece Knife Set
Our Take
- All the knives you need
- Cuisinart: pretty good stuff
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
In the sequel that no one asked for, sexy coeds survived a dozen increasingly elaborate knife attacks and think they’re in the clear. Little did they know that this scary killer has an eye for killer deals. That’s right…it’s a two-pack. We’re just getting started in this season’s most exhausting premise… April Fools.
Sean’s pitch
A speed dating retreat? Deep in the woods? On April Fools’ Day? Sounds idyllic. The only problem: A deranged killer known only as The Chef is loose in the forest. And he has not just 12 knives, but 24. And he’s coming after anyone who doesn’t meet their match. It’s time to pair up or be pared down in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
