2-Pack: Contigo 16oz Autoseal Randolph Mugs
- Has that substantial metallic heft that for some reason tells your mind “this is one of the nice ones”
- How does the stainless steel double-wall keep things so hot/cold? With a vacuum: there’s literally nothing to it HAW HAW
- Locking, autoseal, anti-dribble lid for those uptight sticks-in-the-mud who don’t want Coke Zero spilled all over their stuff
- Fits most typical car cup holders, single-serving coffeemakers, and old-fashioned robot arms if you live in an automated home from a '50s cartoon
- Akward top-mounted handle is designed to work with aforementioned holders
- One-handed operation and the other one is giving a high-five
- Model: WLA120A03 (clearly that “WLA” stands for “Warm Liquid Always”)
The taquito warmer you never knew you needed.
What fools we’ve been. Stumbling through life like idiots, half-blind, half-dumb, assuming that the magic insulating powers of these Contigo Autoseal Randolph mugs were only for liquids.
Then, like a ray of sunshine piercing the hard shell of ignorance in the overextended metaphor pizza, came this platinum splash of brilliance from @DaveInSoCal: “Will this keep solids hot? Like 3 taquitos?”
Just like that, everything changed.
We saw this mug’s 16-ounce capacity filled with, yes, taquitos, but not only taquitos, all manner of gas-station food: hot wings, hot dogs, pizza stix, even rolled-up slices of pizza.
But our liberated imagination was now unbound by any shackle. Who’s to stop us from putting a whole burrito in that thing? Mashed potatoes? Chili? A fistful of bacon? A couple of mashed, pulpy hamburgers? A compressed plug of lasagna? An entire steak?
Like an Icarus with heat-resistant wax in our wings, we soared ever-closer to the sun, merely laughing at its fury. An order of fries? Why not? How about an order of cheese fries? Or an order of chili cheese fries? Or - do we dare? we dare! - an order of poutine?
Look, we gotta go find a 7-11 or something. Tell us what you’ll put in yours in the forum topic. Just know this: if you find a stray taquito or two in your Contigo Randolph mug, eat it with caution. It’ll still be really hot.
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