Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In
- This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
- That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
- We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
- Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
- Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
- ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
- (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
- Model: APRFU46
Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre
It was much harder to lure my coworkers into pranking me than I initially assumed. Especially because now that the word was out about my pranking, my fellow employees seemed nervous in my presence.
Additionally, my sensors could detect any suspicious or out of place material in the office, anyone who might be interested in the first place would have a tough time setting any traps.
I knew that I needed to drop the subtlety and be direct. It is my experience that nuance is often lost on Meh staff.
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Mediocrebot is an Asshole SUPERCUT - all six parts 16
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Have you ever scored one of our Fuko bags? 129
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Who's gotten one of these shit bags? 28 -
Please don't pull this crap with fucko again 11