Too late It’s over

Stupid Crap We Always Sell But In A Bundle

It’s a bundle of the crap that you, our wonderful customers, complain that we sell all the time
First, a shitty-ass speaker dock that is saved from total worthlessness by having a Bluetooth adapter so you don’t actually have to dock your phone into it
Second, a powerbank with a car adapter and multi-function USB charging cable
Third, a random knife or knives – either a Smith & Wesson tactical knife, Outdoor Nation “rescue knife,” or a set of 4 steak knives
Hey, at least we condensed all this crap into one day
Model: SCWASBIAB (It’s not so hard to abbreviate your products into a model number, folks. This one returns absolutely 0 search results and has a nice look to it, if we say so ourselves)

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Same Crap, Different Saturday

“What if we sell a bundle with all the crap customers complain we sell ‘all the time’?”

“That could be fun.”

“Yeah we could sell knives, speaker docks …"

“Bluetooth speakers, pearls …”

“Action cams, security cams …”

“Powerbanks, headphones, ear buds …”

“Socks, luggage, bedding …”

“Hmm. You want to sell all of this in one bundle?"

“Yeah! That way we can make fun of ourselves and get a bunch of these common items out of the way in one day.”

“It seems like we sell a lot of stuff ‘all the time’, though. In fact, it seems like we’ve been accused of selling almost every type of product ‘all the time.’”

“That’s weird. It’s almost like our customers have some sort of confirmation bias and over-index on the frequency with which we sell a given product.”

“Agreed. But the customer is always right, so it wouldn’t make sense for our customers to see patterns where there were none.”

“Maybe the universal human ability to recognize patters can be problematically overextended. Like the well-documented ‘hot hand fallacy’ in basketball."

“Well, I’m looking at our sales calendar and it does look like there’s one product group we have sold at consistently spaced intervals."

“Oh yeah? Let’s include it in this ‘Crap We Always Sell’ bundle!”

“I’m not sure we’ll want to do that …”

“Nonsense. Add it to the bundle.”

“Well, you see, the problem is …”

“I’ve made the decision. We’re moving on. Now … what is this product we sell all the time?"

“Well, it’s a bundle.”

“A bundle?"

“Yeah, we’ve been selling them every week.”

“So you’re saying I just locked us into selling a bundle of bundles?"

“Yes."

“I should show myself out.”