IRK bags. Take the IRK-iness off of the bag design and add more Meh. Or just sell the IRK bags as is, no redesigns. But I love those bags, man. Gotta get me more bags!
I am surprised and amused at the voices in the forum - A Glen puppet is THE obvious choice…
How else could we easily play games, and put Glen in a variety of silly scenarios, leading to several iterations of “OMG - They’ve [preterite past of whatever activity] Glen!”…? lol
More seriously, surprised you’ve never done a baseball cap- that’s the kind of thing easy to mass print and “meh” seems as good a logo as any to put on one. I’d wear one… I probably wouldn’t spend a large amount to buy one, but I’d wear one… lol.
@werehatrack I wear flat caps out and about if I’m too lazy to comb my hair, or going to be in the sun a lot.
But I do wear ball caps around the yard or on quick trips to home Depot, etc. I’d absolutely get some use out of one… Especially if they did something like the Irk plush and IRK bundled… An IRK and an Irk cap… I’d spend a little extra for that.
I will note that an actually functional Irk puppet would give the performance-oriented mehtizens the opportunity to create wildly unauthorized Irk videos that could provide a certain amount of community-based entertainment.
Odd ball meh t-shirts, i get lots of comments on my confetti ones. Crooked logo, random splotches or sparkles. green shirt with blue logo. celebrate mediocrity!
If you are doing meh branded food, these mehm&mehms might be fun.
More of that “Free for VMP’s” kinda stuff.
I’ll say it again, an official calibrated (plastic) Meh banana for scale. Like this:
@werehatrack Or maybe the infamous Meh baby arm for scale.
@heartny @werehatrack Both of those are brilliant.
Designer tote
@heartny They need to hire you to design some stuff!
Wow, really?? I know it’s early but the most votes right now are for NOTHING?? You people are no fun. Meh!
I said nothing, but I really want more IRK bags (or even the IRK bag graphics on a shirt).
@hchavers Best way to tell the world you got an IRK(s)!
@hchavers
I’d buy that shirt!
How can you people not want a Glen puppet to go with your Irk stuffie???
Catshirts.
Nicer IRK bags. Cotton ones or that funky reinforced plastic they use for TJ’s bags.
Wayfarer-style sunglasses (UV blocking, of course, otherwise they’re just trash.)
A good old pink or white block eraser. What’s more meh than needing to erase something?
Document pouches. What’s more meh than taxes?
Less common useful tools, like bullet/spot levels and that little springloaded dojobber to start nail holes.
Swedish dish cloths. What’s more meh than dishes?
Pint glasses.
Categorically not: Tshirts (everyone has too many), popsockets (obsolete), portable speakers (bad ones are bad), future e-waste.
@whogots Yeah, I’ve noticed the IRK bags are pretty weak and handles often tear right off, or rip the top 1" off.
IRK bags. Take the IRK-iness off of the bag design and add more Meh. Or just sell the IRK bags as is, no redesigns. But I love those bags, man. Gotta get me more bags!
I am surprised and amused at the voices in the forum - A Glen puppet is THE obvious choice…
How else could we easily play games, and put Glen in a variety of silly scenarios, leading to several iterations of “OMG - They’ve [preterite past of whatever activity] Glen!”…? lol
Edit: grammatical mistake - I said “they’ve”, which would require a past participle; not a preterite form.
Hopefully I can now sleep
Meh cookie cutter. Tarot cards. Rubik’s cube. Dog toys. Rubber ducky. Backgammon set.
@Salanth Going along the line of your “Tarot Cards” how about just the standard French four-suit playing cards?
Could even have a competition online to design the Kings/Queens/Jacks for each suit. Maybe have Irk and Glen as the jokers.
@Salanth The Meh rubber duck would probably be really popular, particularly if it had a “meh expression”.
@OnionSoup @Salanth Someone was actually talking about creating a Meh deck of cards several years ago … I guess they gave up on it.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/help-design-a-meh-deck-of-cards
Irk sex doll.
Glen Condoms.
More seriously, surprised you’ve never done a baseball cap- that’s the kind of thing easy to mass print and “meh” seems as good a logo as any to put on one. I’d wear one… I probably wouldn’t spend a large amount to buy one, but I’d wear one… lol.
@OnionSoup Concur on the ball cap. I almost never wear them, and I only have one, but this would be a welcome addition that might actually get used.
@werehatrack I wear flat caps out and about if I’m too lazy to comb my hair, or going to be in the sun a lot.
But I do wear ball caps around the yard or on quick trips to home Depot, etc. I’d absolutely get some use out of one… Especially if they did something like the Irk plush and IRK bundled… An IRK and an Irk cap… I’d spend a little extra for that.
I will note that an actually functional Irk puppet would give the performance-oriented mehtizens the opportunity to create wildly unauthorized Irk videos that could provide a certain amount of community-based entertainment.
Glen puppet or maybe a t-shirt if you haven’t made one already.
How about an inflatable female troll to keep Irk company?
(And maybe a few of the other regulars around here, also…)
Breath Meh-nts
Bring back the Flask shirt, but add the Meh logo at the bottom.
Other choices with the logo on it: Meh mug, Meh stamp pad, Meh backpack/messenger bag, Meh stationary (memopad, file organizer, pencils, etc)
@JT954 ITYM mehmopad
@JT954 Meh sticky notes, aka Post-its
Small reusable shopping bag. But not $8 each. Like throw then in free for VMP’s.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07P9BK6RV
Maybe Irk’s top heavy Meh-tle playlist on vinyl.
All of the merch for the last few months has been meh already.
Bring back the meh Xmas ornaments, I’m still looking for some.
Odd ball meh t-shirts, i get lots of comments on my confetti ones. Crooked logo, random splotches or sparkles. green shirt with blue logo. celebrate mediocrity!
@nasman6 The stealth ones are cool too.
Whatever you make send one for free to VMP only members as part of our long lost VMP membership perks.