Product: 3-Pack: Men’s or Women’s Shorts
Model: 3PKSHORTS-SET, 3PKBERMUDA-SET
Condition: New Nextex Apparel Men’s Casual Lounge Shorts With Pockets
Crafted from quality material, our men’s fleece sweat shorts are made of premium warm tech fleece, providing a soft and comfortable feel in a stylish fit
Featuring side pockets and an adjustable drawcord design, our fleece sweat shorts offer convenient storage and ensure a perfect fit with their elastic waistband allowing for comfortable exercise
Versatile in nature, our fleece sweat shorts for men are perfect for lounging as well as outdoor activities such as basketball training, football training, soccer, jogging, cycling, climbing, hiking, and more
Nextex Apparel Women’s Cotton French Terry Bermuda Shorts With Pockets
Crafted from a soft, breathable, and stretchy fabric that wicks away sweat to keep you comfortable during any activity
Made from a cotton blend that washes well without shrinking, ensuring durability and longevity
Choose a specific color to view the fabric composition and make an informed decision about your purchase
Designed for a comfortable fit with deep side pockets and a drawstring, these shorts are easy to slip on and off, making them a great choice for home time
With an approximate 9" inseam knee length, these shorts won’t ride up and are long enough to keep the upper knee covered and stay warm
These women’s active Bermuda knit long shorts feature an elastic waistband and adjustable drawcord for a custom fit tailored to your preferences
Perfect for various activities including casual summer wear, walking around the house, workouts, running, yoga, lounging, pajama sleep, or gym fitness
3-Pack: Nextex Apparel Men’s Casual Lounge Shorts With Pockets
If the reviews I read on the women’s shorts at Amazon constitute well-loved, spare me from the haters. (And why all those women’s shorts were written on, I don’t know.)
Mmm. Might regret this but the cats claws get stuck in the mesh shorts so those look like shit. Who am I kidding every thing looks like shit. Just house wear
@phendrick And weeding-training, and taking-trash-out training, and getting-crap-out-of-car training, and doing-laundry-including-sorting-and-putting-away training, and scooping-catbox training, and scrubbing-bathtub training, and…
@806D2701 Yeah, if that’s typical of what AI can do, we’re a long way from electronic overlords being a real concern. Right now, they’re just electronic pains in the ass. And that’s down to MBAs being too arrogantly stupid to understand that the technology is not ready to rely on for anything really important. And that’s why the military still requires that a human has to make the actual decision to push the button.
@mappiahpadi I suspect that the “hip size” is actually the garment width at the point assumed to be where the hips will be fullest. If that’s the case, double it for the hip measurement.
I really hate the lack of standardization in sizing.
Specs
Product: 3-Pack: Men’s or Women’s Shorts
Model: 3PKSHORTS-SET, 3PKBERMUDA-SET
Condition: New
Nextex Apparel Men’s Casual Lounge Shorts With Pockets
Nextex Apparel Women’s Cotton French Terry Bermuda Shorts With Pockets
3-Pack: Nextex Apparel Men’s Casual Lounge Shorts With Pockets
3-Pack: Nextex Apparel Women’s Cotton French Terry Bermuda Shorts With Pockets
What’s Included?
OR
Price Comparison
$32.99 - $39.99 at Amazon
3-Pack: Nextex Apparel Men’s Casual Lounge Shorts With Pockets
3-Pack: Nextex Apparel Women’s Cotton French Terry Bermuda Shorts With Pockets
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 13 - Tuesday, May 14
Reminds me of an old commercial:
/youtube who wears short shorts
@IndifferentDude These aren’t them.
@werehatrack
@IndifferentDude @werehatrack or maybe
/giphy Captain Obvious
All I can see are bony knees.
Drawstrings. Pass.
GOFUCKYRSLF promo code doesn’t work
@seespotbark That code only works for users named Carl[something]. And it doesn’t change the price.
@seespotbark I’m getting 15% off my order with ‘GOFUCKYRSLF‘, so something’s broken.
This looks like they are designed to highlight FUPAs and not anything else…
Lots of reviewers say they are see through so if you need a low cost lingerie this may be for you
I tried to find three reasons to buy these but came up short.
Why no pie chart? I want to see if I picked the correct set.
@NapkinEater Pie chart maker gets confused by too many layers of options.
@NapkinEater
Here you go. Note this combines men’s and women’s
@dave Nooooo! From fashion icon to pariah in one post!
@NapkinEater Not being part of the herd is a mark of distinction.
If the reviews I read on the women’s shorts at Amazon constitute well-loved, spare me from the haters. (And why all those women’s shorts were written on, I don’t know.)
Mmm. Might regret this but the cats claws get stuck in the mesh shorts so those look like shit. Who am I kidding every thing looks like shit. Just house wear
How about lawn-mowing training?
@phendrick And weeding-training, and taking-trash-out training, and getting-crap-out-of-car training, and doing-laundry-including-sorting-and-putting-away training, and scooping-catbox training, and scrubbing-bathtub training, and…
SM…
ALL
My kiddo will be happy for some extra shorts that I won’t be on them about for being too short.
/giphy fretful-unflappable-mimosa
Too boring to even comment on this listing.
@qazxto And yet…you did.
/showme 3-Pack of Men’s or Women’s Shorts with a banana inside for scale.
@mediocrebot the loose ness of these shorts are good for packing your cod piece
You asked for a 3-pack and only got 2. Typical shrinkflation on AI drawings.
@806D2701 Yeah, if that’s typical of what AI can do, we’re a long way from electronic overlords being a real concern. Right now, they’re just electronic pains in the ass. And that’s down to MBAs being too arrogantly stupid to understand that the technology is not ready to rely on for anything really important. And that’s why the military still requires that a human has to make the actual decision to push the button.
@mediocrebot @qazxto I prefer cod pieces battered and deep-fried, and anointed with a splash of malt vinegar. With chips on the side.
@qazxto @werehatrack
Mmmmmmmm…Cod
@qazxto @werehatrack @yakkoTDI That is one big codpiece.
@qazxto @yakkoTDI I’ve had better fish & chips in NZ than GB, but I never had them at this place so they might well be better yet.
Cotton blend that is somehow also 100% polyester
@captainsweeps The cotton blend is for the women’s shorts only, which are 60% cotton
According to the size chart, the mens shorts only fit people shaped like Humpty Dumpty. How are the 3XL 20 inches smaller in the hip vs waist?
@mappiahpadi I suspect that the “hip size” is actually the garment width at the point assumed to be where the hips will be fullest. If that’s the case, double it for the hip measurement.
I really hate the lack of standardization in sizing.
@mappiahpadi @werehatrack
I think there is a surplus of marketing standardization in the lack of standardization in sizing.
@phendrick “Our size designations are better than any of the others because they apply to our products.”