@phendrick@yakkoTDI Then of course there is the battery refrigerator that @shahnm has. I’d suspect they’d drink any beer kept in there with them. And depending on what kind of grass it is they’d get a charge out of that too.
@capnjb Gave up kegs after graduating. Not a big fan of canned beer, either. Perfectly content if there’s a cold 6-pk of bottled beer within reach when working outside or eating tex-mex or BBQ inside.
Later in the day, you might find me with a good bourbon or scotch while watching the crap on the evening news or glass of wine as I contemplate a good sleep, though I don’t drink much anymore.
@Cerridwyn But I try to go as Natural as possible. Like leaving the Leaves where they Fall in the Fall till the Spring. I will then Run over them with the Riding Lawn mower to chop them up… it become part of the nutrients…
Besides my super cool, as seen on TV X-chair? (combining Earth’s 4.5 pseudo-forces and a crappy-looking USB charging port with green LED power indicator to power said super cool forces) My Black and Decker bluetooth airfryer/personal trimmer of course
@xobzoo Cleaning up downed branches and windfalls is a never ending chore. I have more firewood than I can use - I give it to friends and neighbors (read: get them to help me clean up). It’s a lot of work, but I have free time .
@xobzoo@yakkoTDI Sure, and my property adjoins a couple hundred more acres of commercial timberland. (Just watch out for deer, elk and the occasional escaped wandering cattle.)
Coffee maker.
@yakkoTDI fuck yeah
Internal organs. Well, most of 'em, anyway. And my big blow up buddy, Fenris! Obviously!
My beer refrigerator, and how did you know it’s conveniently located “Aside from my lawn mower”?
@phendrick
At first I read that as beef refrigerator and was slightly grossed out.
@phendrick @yakkoTDI Then of course there is the battery refrigerator that @shahnm has. I’d suspect they’d drink any beer kept in there with them. And depending on what kind of grass it is they’d get a charge out of that too.
@phendrick Just one? You need at least one for the kegs and one for the bottles/cans/growlers. And they said you could do math…
@capnjb Gave up kegs after graduating. Not a big fan of canned beer, either. Perfectly content if there’s a cold 6-pk of bottled beer within reach when working outside or eating tex-mex or BBQ inside.
Later in the day, you might find me with a good bourbon or scotch while watching the crap on the evening news or glass of wine as I contemplate a good sleep, though I don’t drink much anymore.
whspr soon OTW
First I’d have to have a lawn for any kind of lawn appliances.
@Cerridwyn OMG
,I’m sorry you are so very deprived. If you want I can let you share mine!
@mycya4me thank you but no thank you. If you have a law and you have to maintain it
@Cerridwyn But I try to go as Natural as possible. Like leaving the Leaves where they Fall in the Fall till the Spring. I will then Run over them with the Riding Lawn mower to chop them up… it become part of the nutrients…
hoe
@spacemart I use my spade and trowel far more.often than my hoe.
@spacemart What’d you call me?!
@spacemart all you need to do is go the seedy part of town & on the corner you will find several?
Gardener
Besides my super cool, as seen on TV X-chair? (combining Earth’s 4.5 pseudo-forces and a crappy-looking USB charging port with green LED power indicator to power said super cool forces) My Black and Decker bluetooth airfryer/personal trimmer of course
Weed killer.
I don’t have a lawn as that’s irresponsible when you live in the desert.
@kittykat9180 I am so very sorry that you are so very deprived!
@mycya4me, oh yeah, I really miss out on having to mow a lawn. I’m so sad.
…I mean 
@kittykat9180 tending succulents much more zen-like. Annndd fire resistant.
Patio…
Snow shovel
Gravity
My lawn guy
Coffee Machine
Chainsaw - 30 acres of PNW forest land makes it a necessity.
@macromeh Color me jealous.
@xobzoo Cleaning up downed branches and windfalls is a never ending chore. I have more firewood than I can use - I give it to friends and neighbors (read: get them to help me clean up). It’s a lot of work, but I have free time
.
@macromeh @xobzoo If I help clean up branches can I bring my mountain bike?
@xobzoo @yakkoTDI Sure, and my property adjoins a couple hundred more acres of commercial timberland. (Just watch out for deer, elk and the occasional escaped wandering cattle.)
Edger