Hide the whiskey bottles in the sousaphone and appoint the sousaphone player to be bartender, at least until halftime. Nobody ever frisks a sousaphone.
In my early 20’s, my friends and I would mix cocktails in the 32oz or 44oz styrofoam soda cups and then head over to watch and bet on peewee football… And to answer your question: No, we did not have any association with any of the children on any of the teams. It just seemed like a fun activity.
@sicc574 It’s funny that now sports betting is huge business and actually legal most places… but I like the idea of drinking from foam cups and betting on peewee football at a time long before there was an “online.”
Back a verrrrryyy long time ago, I had some vinyl “wraps” that went around a normal 12oz can, that almost looked like a normal soda brand. I think one of them was Dr Peeper. (which now kind-of sounds extra creepy…)
@pmarin
I would sport that just bc 1. It’s a funny as fuck and the whole time you think it says Dr Pepper you look closer and it’s dr peeper and 2. I love Dr Pepper.
@chienfou@kuoh@pmarin@werehatrack
Dr peeper still my favorite. It’s so close to Dr Pepper that you think your just seeing then you realize “no it actually says peeper not pepper lol”
No one has mentioned the traditional one-tallboy-sized paper bag still routinely provided with each single-can beer purchase at convenience stores across Texas.
@werehatrack When I first lived temporarily for a job assignment in Texas (long ago), it wasn’t even an issue and I thought it was funny they had “drive-through liquor stores” so probably wouldn’t need to hide it then. (Drivers could have open alcohol but of course should not be legally drunk, wink wink). Later on they changed it so that passengers could have their drinks but the driver couldn’t which brings to mind the phrase “here, hold my beer (while I talk to the nice officer.)” I’m assuming the laws might be different now.
Brought to mind this classic, was amazed to find a music video for it. Mix me a Molotov is just after 1 minute in but if you’ve never experienced it, you owe it to yourself to watch the whole thing. Hard to believe it was 45 years ago.
As an added bonus, there are a lot fewer people around to annoy me.
I guess that’s not very sly. But the ginger beer I’m drinking doesn’t ask me to be very sly. (Despite the fact that a grocery store carded me for it once.)
Drink it!
/showme how to enjoy a beverage on the sly
@mediocrebot Only a bot would think moving the opening of a flask to the edge would fool people into thinking it’s not a flask.
@awk @mediocrebot And only a bot would think that raising the flask in a salute before quaffing would be “on the sly”.
@awk @mediocrebot @werehatrack Well it is a hip flask and by the guy’s hair and outfit I think he is trying to look “hip.”
Have Mr. Stallone lie on his back, so you can slurp it out of his navel…?
@shahnm Ummmmmmm…
@shahnm No.
@shahnm Everyone’s had that fantasy at least once, amirite?
@awk No.
@awk @werehatrack Meh posits a question, I do my Mehtizen duty to proffer one of potentially many possible answers…
No thanks necessary.
@awk @shahnm @werehatrack
Well I thought it was clever…
Coca cola with a hidden ingredient.
(No, not the one kept in the safe in Atlanta)
Hide the whiskey bottles in the sousaphone and appoint the sousaphone player to be bartender, at least until halftime. Nobody ever frisks a sousaphone.
Did you march in the winter?
In my early 20’s, my friends and I would mix cocktails in the 32oz or 44oz styrofoam soda cups and then head over to watch and bet on peewee football… And to answer your question: No, we did not have any association with any of the children on any of the teams. It just seemed like a fun activity.
@sicc574 It’s funny that now sports betting is huge business and actually legal most places… but I like the idea of drinking from foam cups and betting on peewee football at a time long before there was an “online.”
Back a verrrrryyy long time ago, I had some vinyl “wraps” that went around a normal 12oz can, that almost looked like a normal soda brand. I think one of them was Dr Peeper. (which now kind-of sounds extra creepy…)
@pmarin
I would sport that just bc 1. It’s a funny as fuck and the whole time you think it says Dr Pepper you look closer and it’s dr peeper and 2. I love Dr Pepper.
@pmarin @Star2236
Could have been worse… (Dr. Pecker anyone?)
@chienfou @pmarin @Star2236 How about a refreshing Dr Pooper?
KuoH
@chienfou @kuoh @pmarin @Star2236 Or Dr Popper
@chienfou @kuoh @pmarin @werehatrack
Dr peeper still my favorite. It’s so close to Dr Pepper that you think your just seeing then you realize “no it actually says peeper not pepper lol”
Yeti cup
No one has mentioned the traditional one-tallboy-sized paper bag still routinely provided with each single-can beer purchase at convenience stores across Texas.
@werehatrack When I first lived temporarily for a job assignment in Texas (long ago), it wasn’t even an issue and I thought it was funny they had “drive-through liquor stores” so probably wouldn’t need to hide it then. (Drivers could have open alcohol but of course should not be legally drunk, wink wink). Later on they changed it so that passengers could have their drinks but the driver couldn’t which brings to mind the phrase “here, hold my beer (while I talk to the nice officer.)” I’m assuming the laws might be different now.
Just put something hard in your coffee. If people smell the alcohol they’ll just think it’s a flavoured coffee.
@OnionSoup Well it actually is flavoured coffee.
Vodka in a water bottle.
@jitc “Mix me a Molotov”
Brought to mind this classic, was amazed to find a music video for it. Mix me a Molotov is just after 1 minute in but if you’ve never experienced it, you owe it to yourself to watch the whole thing. Hard to believe it was 45 years ago.
I have a cousin that has ski poles with a screw off handle you can fill with brandy or whatever…
@chienfou Some report that there are golf clubs with that feature.
Umm, in the comfort and privacy of my own home?
As an added bonus, there are a lot fewer people around to annoy me.
I guess that’s not very sly. But the ginger beer I’m drinking doesn’t ask me to be very sly. (Despite the fact that a grocery store carded me for it once.)
I bought a bracelet flask at Woot- I think it was a dollar. Super ugly as a bonus.
/image bracelet flask
That’s it! Except mine is iridescent rainbow colored.
/giphy boofing
