4-Pack: Get Neat Storage Bins with Leather Handles

You know how you have stuff?
Well, you can put some of that stuff in these
Leather handles are nice
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For Your Stuff

Space, man. It’s confusing.

And, by the way, we’re not even talking about the ‘outer’ or ‘deep’ varieties here. We mean just your basic area of unoccupied air. It seems so simple, but really, it’s not.

Because you know what space does? It demands you fill it. It looks at you, and then it looks at itself, and it says, “Bro, you know what would be rad? If you loaded me up with a whole bunch of bullshit, thus reducing your sense of existential anxiety that the outer emptiness of your abode corresponds to some inner emptiness of your soul.”

And you’re like, “Damn space, that sounds like a great idea!”

So you go out and you get a bunch of stuff. Maybe from big box stores. Or maybe from online mega-stores like Amazon. Or maybe from deal sites like us or our friends at SideDeal. Maybe you develop a taste for fermented grapes and check Casemates every day, building up a formidable cellar.

It doesn’t matter how you do it. Point is, you heed space’s advice and get a bunch of bullshit to fill it.

But what does space say then?

“Ew, look at me! I’m all crowded and full of bullshit! This is terrible! You’ve eradicated your fear that external emptiness equates to internal emptiness. But if I look all chaotic and terrible, what does that say about what’s going on inside of you, huh?”

Unless, of course, you accrue a bunch of bullshit and these storage containers. Then, you put said accrued bullshit in said containers, and now your space looks neither empty nor chaotic, which means that your soul is neither empty nor chaotic.

Or, at least, that’s how it will come across.

What we’re saying is: buy these storage containers and trick your friends and family into thinking you’ve got your shit together!

4-Pack: Get Neat Storage Bins with Leather Handles

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