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8-Pack: Charlee Bear Meaty Bites Freeze Dried Grain-Free Dog Treats

  • It’s just freeze-dried meat
  • All brands of freeze-dried treats are very pricey, but we fixed that for you
  • Also some blueberries/sweet potato
  • So, it’s good for dogs and they like it!
  • Made in the USA, and Best By October 2024
  • Can it make a margarita: We started trying to think of a joke, but then we threw up
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Treat Your Dog

There are some people who treat their dogs like children, and there are some other people who resent these people for even vaguely implying the experience of dog ownership and parenthood are similar.

And, to be fair, both sides have a point. On the one hand, a dog is a big responsibility. Maybe not AS big a responsibility as a kid. But getting a dog will likely require you to make changes to your lifestyle, and that shouldn’t go unacknowledged.

On the other hand, the experiences of training a dog and raising a child are wildly different. Take, for example, their diets. A toddler will develop eccentric tastes as soon as they start eating solid food. They’ll follow some of the basic baby-food cliches, loving apple sauce, macaroni and cheese, and hot dogs. But then they’ll veer wildly off the trail, hating bananas and chocolate chip cookies while absolutely adoring something truly bizarre like capers. Your job as the parent, then, is to find a way to cobble together a nutritious menu from these tastes while introducing new ones.

Dogs, on the other hand? A lot of them have less developed palates than vacuum cleaners. Set out wagyu tar-tar, the corner of a 3-week-old roast beef sandwich, something called a ‘steak treat’ that looks only vaguely like a t-bone and smells like the off-gas of the Doritos cool ranch machine, and a rubber ball, and your dog will be like, Forsooth! What divine being have I pleased in order to receive such a banquet of equally mouthwatering delicacies awaiting my eager and rapid consumption? And so, your job as a dog mom/dad is simple: just make sure the treats you give your dog are not absolute bullshit.

That’s what these are. They’ve got no preservatives, no wheat, no soy, no corn, no artificial colors or flavors. They’re just freeze-dried meat infused with superfoods. Nice and simple and healthy.

So get some, and give your dog a treat you won’t be ashamed of.

Oh, and btw, if you want some more stuff for Fido (or Mittens), be sure to head over to SideDeal’s Pet Friendly Finds sale, where you’ll find things to keep your furry friends fed, clean, and comfortable.

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