Home Zone Living Concrete Portable Table-Top Fire Bowl

  • Doesn’t emit any carbon monoxide, smoke, or odors, so you can use it inside
  • That means: IN! DOOR! S’MORES!
  • Liquid bioethanol recommended, but you can also use 3.5" gel fuel cans, 70% isopropyl alcohol, or good old-fashioned booze
  • Can burn for over an hour on one fill
  • 7.28" high with a 4.72" diameter (almost exactly a CD’s diameter, if anyone remembers those)
  • Can it make a margarita: We tell you this thing can make indoor s’mores and that’s not enough for you?
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Fire To Go

What we have here is a year-round indoor/outdoor s’mores maker! That’s right! Because this thing burns without emitting carbon monoxide, soot, smoke, or odors, you can enjoy everyone’s favorite campfire treat wherever you are regardless of the season! In the comfort of your home while a blizzard rages in January? You know it! On the front stoop while watching a blazing August sunset? Absolutely!

Anything is possible with a year-round indoor/outdoor s’mores maker!

Okay, fine. That’s not exactly what this thing is. It’s a portable little bonfire. Seriously.

But you could use it as a year-round, indoor/outdoor s’mores maker. And if you don’t believe us, just look at this product photo from Amazon.

Now, you have to respect the sheer level of Photoshoppery that went into this image. It’s as though every object is oriented on a different plane. Or, remember old-school FPS games like Wolfenstein 3D or Doom where, when you turned, the characters turned too? Because it wasn’t really 3D? It’s sorta like that.

But also, you have to admit, you look at this photo, clumsy though it may be, and your second thought after, lol, is, Wait, I can get a thing to make s’mores inside for just twenty bucks?

And, again: it’s not only for making s’mores. You can turn it on and just sit around the fire, shooting the shit. On the deck. Or on the screened-in porch. Or in the dining room. Or… wherever.

It’s cool is what we’re saying. Cool enough that even at Amazon’s $33 price tag, you might be like, Eh, screw it! Why not?

But again: we’re not selling it for $33. We’re selling it for just $20.

So buy it already.

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