• So bright I gotta wear shades
    So bright I gotta wear shades
  • Pretty bright, which is why I invested in these polarized lenses
    Pretty bright, which is why I invested in these polarized lenses
  • Not bright but also not not bright, which is why I'm not wearing any protective eyewear
    Not bright but also not not bright, which is why I'm not wearing any protective eyewear
  • So dark I gotta wear a headlamp
    So dark I gotta wear a headlamp
  • Another level of brightness (comments, please)
    Another level of brightness (comments, please)
  • I was about to go into the comments and mention that the brightness referenced in the song is due to an impending nuclear war, but now, thanks to this option, I don't have to do that
    I was about to go into the comments and mention that the brightness referenced in the song is due to an impending nuclear war, but now, thanks to this option, I don't have to do that
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