Meh: Whoa, it's all hands on deck to clean up after our birthday party yesterday. What will you do?

I'll dam the chocolate river.

I'll dam the chocolate river.
I'll wrangle the feral clowns

I'll wrangle the feral clowns
I'll deflate the anti-gravity castle

I'll deflate the anti-gravity castle
I'll drink the leftover wine so it doesn't end up in the hands of children

I'll drink the leftover wine so it doesn't end up in the hands of children
I'll do something else (comments, please)

I'll do something else (comments, please)

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