• That anytime I wear them, I'll be close to my favorite retail mascot
    That anytime I wear them, I'll be close to my favorite retail mascot
  • That I can use one to make a Glen puppet of my very own
    That I can use one to make a Glen puppet of my very own
  • That anytime I wear them, I'll be kicking that little freak in the inside of his irritating face with each step
    That anytime I wear them, I'll be kicking that little freak in the inside of his irritating face with each step
  • Dang, dude; you're carrying a lot of anger
    Dang, dude; you're carrying a lot of anger
  • Other (specify in comments)
    Other (specify in comments)
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