• Icarus -- I flew high, got singed
    Icarus -- I flew high, got singed
  • Sisyphus -- I live in modern society
    Sisyphus -- I live in modern society
  • Tantalus -- I want something I can't have, like a reliable ladder at a reasonable price
    Tantalus -- I want something I can't have, like a reliable ladder at a reasonable price
  • Odysseus -- I'm away from home way too much
    Odysseus -- I'm away from home way too much
  • Achilles -- I'm enraged at the unjust death of my young male sexual consort
    Achilles -- I'm enraged at the unjust death of my young male sexual consort
  • Another one I'll narcissistically explain in the comments
    Another one I'll narcissistically explain in the comments
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