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On your person at all times, in a zippered pocket of your clothes (or bodily aperture if nude)
On your person at all times, in a zippered pocket of your clothes (or bodily aperture if nude)
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In a fireproof safe at home
In a fireproof safe at home
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In a diversion safe in the pantry (Del Monte fruit cocktail, e.g.)
In a diversion safe in the pantry (Del Monte fruit cocktail, e.g.)
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In a diversion safe in the bathroom (Barbasol, e.g.)
In a diversion safe in the bathroom (Barbasol, e.g.)
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In the banana stand
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Buried in a weathertight cache
Buried in a weathertight cache
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In the goddamned bank, you lunatic
In the goddamned bank, you lunatic
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We're way past cash, I only barter for precious metals, corn meal, ammo, kerosene, and animal furs
We're way past cash, I only barter for precious metals, corn meal, ammo, kerosene, and animal furs
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I have a better idea, which YOU WISH you could read about in the comments, but no way am I spilling it to you
I have a better idea, which YOU WISH you could read about in the comments, but no way am I spilling it to you