• No, I don't have the right chromosome
    No, I don't have the right chromosome
  • No, my facial hair is "patchy" at best
    No, my facial hair is "patchy" at best
  • Yes, I have one right now
    Yes, I have one right now
  • Yes, but I choose not to
    Yes, but I choose not to
  • I've shaved every day for so long I'm honestly not even sure
    I've shaved every day for so long I'm honestly not even sure
  • Is that a challenge??
    Is that a challenge??
  • "Can" and "Will" are two very different things
    "Can" and "Will" are two very different things
  • I'll stroke my proverbial beard in the comments
    I'll stroke my proverbial beard in the comments
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