• Soft and irregularly-shaped, like a stuffed animal
    Soft and irregularly-shaped, like a stuffed animal
  • Large, like a treadmill
    Large, like a treadmill
  • Small, like an engagement ring
    Small, like an engagement ring
  • Alive, like a puppy
    Alive, like a puppy
  • A car, like on those TV ads where they pretend it's a thing for people to give cars as gifts
    A car, like on those TV ads where they pretend it's a thing for people to give cars as gifts
  • Not one of these choices, so I'll tell you about it in the comments
    Not one of these choices, so I'll tell you about it in the comments
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